They claim to be loyal customers, but their actions often show anything but.
I consider buying another Apple despite being treated like crap when I get a DOA product, to be loyal. Particularly when I was calm and polite with them the entire time.
They insist on perfect products but refuse to pay for them.
Yea, maybe they'd pay for them if they actually GOT them. That's a pointless statement. There's nothing wrong with insisting on a perfect product if you pay 3 grand. And if you get it, then why would they refuse to pay for it? If you don't get what you paid for, then yea I'd refuse to pay as well.
They complain that a computer that is 99.9% perfect (with a display that has literally 99.999995% of its pixels working properly) is too expensive and then turn around and say that Apple should spend more to make it more perfect
Ok then, how about a CD drive that burns 99.9 percent of it's data and then quits. Sure it's unusable, but the point is that Apple gave it their best try. Have a cookie Apple. I don't need my presentation burned right, I'll take one for the giant music monopoly giant so that those hard working CEO's and VP's can keep their millions of dollars salaries. God forbid.
If it's a "z" key that only works 99.9% of the time, sure, who the hell cares. If it's something that you stare at CONSTANTLY while using your thousands of dollars worth of product, yea I'd say it's something that should be fixed.
You're generalizing too much. My whole point has to do with out of the box 1 day old products. Dead pixel after 3 months, sure ok, I'll mail it in. Dead pixel out of the box, no way. You can reference all the fine print you want. Nobody cares. Sell the product you represent, or replace it with a working one/give my money back. End of story.
Former IT means that technology-related demands from people not literate in technology and the industry really, really, REALLY push my buttons.
Right, which shows you're biased. All you deal with is complaints from customers. Of course I'd have it in against consumers. If all you get is "this is broken, fix it" from joe schmoe, and only 1% of your customers actually call to tell you 'hey great job', then I'd be a sourpuss like you as well. That said, not my problem. Sucks to be depressed like you.
You're clearly a techno ubergod who was raised with technology all around him since childhood. You have to understand that a large market of your buyers who are over the age of 30 (spare me the lecture, I know they aren't your largest group), don't understand that. I'm in my 20's and I hate the fine print ******** law that rules this society.
I go to a hardware and get a drill that only spins 90% of the time, I can go back and get my money back. That's how business works. I don't care if you have problems turning a profit. There isn't one reason for that. There's hundreds of things, even thousands in large companies, that factor into balancing a budget. Just because you have customers return a product that doesn't work as they were led to believe it would, doesn't put this incredible strain on your company as a result of a customers' incompetence. Have a more thorough quality control, not our problem.
The average customer doesn't care about your in depth analysis. Save the lecture. I and the majority of consumers will be perfectly happy going through life refusing to put up with snotty little twits like apple 'geniuses' who talk down to some guy who doesn't know their way around the industry or technology. Some people just have a life, that's all, and prefer riding their bike, to playing halo. If a salesperson gave an industry/tech lecture for every customer, they'd surely kill themselves. ;-) (the salesperson)