I am really trying to understand what people have against the Touch Bar so maybe you can help. By default, the Touch Bar essentially emulates the additional controls that Function Keys provided (volume, brightness, etc) except that the Touch Bar is context sensitive and thus can do a lot more. If, in the default set-up, you want to use the Touch Bar as Function Keys just hold the Function button (fn bottom left of the keyboard). If, however, you always want to access to the Function Keys you can change the default setting in System Preferences > Keyboard (check out this
Apple Document). Then to access the Touch Bar instead of the now default Function Keys you use the Function button (fn).
This is EXACTLY how a Mac without a Touch Bar behaves. By default the Function Keys act as volume, brightness, etc, unless you hold down the Function key (fn) or you change the default behaviour in System Preferences. Except that the Touch Bar is capable of so much more than the Function Key Macs given it is context sensitive in different Apps. As well, you can
set up your Mac to use Touch Bar in some apps but Function Keys in others which I don't believe you can do on a standard keyboard.
So why do I care? Because I am a keyboard junkie in the apps that I use everyday (mostly NLEs like Media Composer, FCP X, Premiere Pro, etc) and for those apps I like having the Function Keys up. But for apps I do not use often and therefore don't know the keyboard shortcuts as well I use the Touch Bar because, well, then it is helpful having context sensitive functions right there in front of me that I don't have to search a menu for.
Conclusion: the Touch Bar / Function Key switching is exactly the same as the standard function key keyboard but offers far more versatility. So what is there to hate?