Kuo: Apple CEO's full name is not in fact Tim Apple.
Kuo: Insider reveals iPhone 17 will eventually arrive after iPhone 15, but not before iPhone 16.
Kuo: 1+1 shall still equal 2 for at least the next five years.
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Disclaimer: These are not Kuo headlines. They are parody headlines that are intended to be less obvious and more exclusive than Kuo's actual headlines.
Kuo: Insider reveals iPhone 17 will eventually arrive after iPhone 15, but not before iPhone 16.
Kuo: 1+1 shall still equal 2 for at least the next five years.
**
Disclaimer: These are not Kuo headlines. They are parody headlines that are intended to be less obvious and more exclusive than Kuo's actual headlines.