Somebody please tell me how to get an iPhone 7 on the iPhone Upgrade Program with T-Mobile. My iPhone 5 is on its last legs.
Sept 9, midnight: No Upgrade Program pre-order available for T-Mobile customers.
Sept 13, morning: Call 1-800-MY-APPLE. They tell me I have to pre-order at the Apple Store.
Sept 13, evening: Drive 25 miles to Apple Store. They tell me:
* I can't sign up for the iPhone Upgrade Program as a T-Mobile customer until they have stock at the store.
* My iPhone 5 is dying. Can I buy an iPhone 6s on the Upgrade Program? No. Last week I could have, but not after the iPhone 7 announcement.
* They say I could buy an iPhone 6s at full cost and return it at no cost within 14 days. Can they guarantee that they would have a 7 to exchange it for in two weeks. No. I'd be stuck.
* They say I could buy an iPhone 7 at full cost. When it comes in, I could convert it to the upgrade program. I ask the "greeter" to introduce me to the sales person who would take the order. "Sorry", she says, "you have to do it online. You can use our computers." I leave.
Sept 15: Load my iPad Pro with iOS 10 and link a credit card to my wallet. Open the Apple Store App. Select the iPhone 7 to buy (at full price) with the intent to convert it to the iPhone Upgrade Program when I pick it up at the store. Shipping options: to my house only. No store pickup available. (I want store pickup so I can convert to the Upgrade Program before I take possession of it, so I can cancel the order, if needed) Quit the app without checking out.
So I can't pre-order. I can't buy online on the Upgrade Program. I can't buy at full price and ship to store. I can only get the upgrade program in-store when the have stock. They have the iPhone 6 in stock, but I can't get it on the upgrade program. When they finally get iPhone 7 in stock, I have to drive 20 miles and hope they aren't sold out before I get there. All the while, my iPhone 5 is on life support.
It seems that there is no reasonable process for T-Mobile customers to get on the Upgrade Program. All roads are closed. And 1-800-MY-APPLE gave me incorrect information that put me on a 40-mile round trip goose chase. Customer service at the store is limited to a "greeter", but no human sales people. And I should mention that because my store in in Portland, OR, Apple limits stock to discourage "sharks" who buy without sales tax and sell the phone at a higher price in sales tax states. Yeah, I could change carriers, except T-Mobile is the only carrier with a good signal at my house.
Please Apple and T-Mobile, get your crap together. Frankly, I blame Apple. They could easily take my money as a deposit for a reservation. That has nothing to do with T-Mobile.
Anybody got any suggestions?