No, you wouldn't. You would put pictures and a long story about it here on MacRumors first. Or maybe you would just keep it hidden for a while and then later, when grass has grown over everything, sell it on eBay. Or just put it in a vitrine and have a fat grin on your face every time you see it.
But no. I do not believe that you would directly drive to One Infinite Loop. Nobody would.
The week 'Taken' (starring Liam Neeson) came out, my oldest daughter showed up for a visit with a bootlegged copy of the movie in hand. I take a strong stand against stealing music/movies/digital-content (just because something is easy to steal doesn't make it right -- also, I *want* to pay for what I use because I enjoy those things and want more to be made), but I was left with a tough choice: be a grade-A party pooper and refuse to allow the movie to be played in my house, or submit and be complicit in theft. A couple of minutes later, I thought of a solution and we all watched the movie she'd brought.
The next day, while shopping downtown with my wife, I had her pull the car over next to a theater. I got out, went up to the ticket booth and purchased tickets for the next showing of Taken; one for each of the people that saw the movie in my home the night before. They went in my pocket and stayed there until later that evening when I left them on the dining room table to elicit conversation.
Don't tell me I wouldn't have returned that prototype. It might be easy for others to look around the back side of their conscience with regards to things like this, but it's not so easy for me.