Cook: Team, we need to address some concerns here.
iOS/soft/hardware team: Tim, we know exactly what you want. We have something to show you...
Cook: O really?! Let me see it!
iOS/soft/hardware team: Introducing....(drum roll performed by Phil): the iPhone 6S - shows exactly the picture shown on MR
Cook: that's the iPhone 6!
Phil: No, my man, that's the iPhone 6S! (smug smiling)
Cook: (doing a Mr. Burns finger/hand gesture and giggling). That's ripe Phil. Ooooh man, pay day here we come!
Phil: Exactly - why bother tooling another model. We will milk these bxxches all year long. I know Sir Jony knows exactly what I mean...
Cook: How many we have built?
Phil: Dude, 100million since we have left over stock from last year and all we have to do is to get those chinese guys to dremel off some internal parts to fit in...
Cook: What did Sammy say about giving us their 14nm fab of the new A9?
Phil: You seriously want them to make the A9? Dude, we got samsung'ed already with their S6!
Cook: Don't worry, by the time they copy this 6S, our Jony will have the new iPhone 7 ready.
Phil: What you think we will make this 2015 fiscal year?
Cook: Let's just say we're not in the BBC club just yet. But at this rate there will be a ton of sheep to shave. Don't even give them 2GB ram until the iPhone 7. Since everything looks the same, we make it the same 1GB ram. They won't know the difference!