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Let's just be honest...I've downloaded a ******** of porn

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zoomungus said:
My machines are totally clean lol, those porn sites can let some bad viruses in and for me it aint worth it.

But what you do for fun is up to you:)
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Well that is only if you suck at looking for pron... I'm a total pro... :D
 
Upcoming thread: My boyfriend just doesn't like porn. How do I get him into it so we can enjoy it together?
 
this thread may help you : https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/613959/

this is on top of zeroing your drive etc thats already been mentioned. When I zero my drive - it made a sort of back up of my data - started to tell be my start up disc was full and I should delete stuff..... I had to stop and restart my Mac. So I guees you will need lots of free space.

Maybe now you've deleted the pron - there is enough space
 
"Surprise Baby!!! I love you so much I thought I would buy you a new mac so you can do all of your own IT stuff on it. This way you can take it with you wherever you go and I won't have to be without my computer so you can further your education. I love you and am so glad you are pursuing your education, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, etc. etc." :D

My point is this is an expensive lesson. So learn it now. Hiding things in your relationship = not having a real relationship. It's best to talk to your partner about everything openly and honestly, especially things that could cause conflict or end the relationship. If you want to hide things and be secretive then just get ready to shell out a lot of money/time and live with a lot of headaches as you work to keep up the facade. I hope your girlfriend likes her new Mac. :p
 
lkjh said:
So, the question is: how the f**k do I delete any traces of websites viewed and porn downloaded before I give my laptop to her?
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You are screwed and deserve to be (not the good kind of screwed either).

Why aren't you at least surfing in "private" mode? (with FireFox)

You also need to keep your "art" collection on an external drive - all contained in an encrypted volume.

Or... clone OSX to an external drive and just boot into that version every time Anna Nova puts out a new release.

I don't feel sorry for you. Enjoy the single life. I hope you get your testicles back in the settlement :D
 
by the way, why do you even download porn, there are tons of web sites that are like youtube, no need to download anything. :S
 
dog24 said:
by the way, why do you even download porn, there are tons of web sites that are like youtube, no need to download anything. :S
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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS!

1. Easy access right from your hard drive
2. Road trips
3. Internet down during storm or whatever
4. Networking porn from your house computer to your work office
5. Because you are proud of the triple digit GB number for space consumed by porn...

AND THE LIST GOES ON. :D

Now BOW to your pRon Master here!
 
Hey,
this seemed like the right place to post this!

I am a IT major and I'm about to borrow my boyfriends computer for file recovering.
He will surely try to delete his HD so I won't find out that he is surfing porno - how can I recover those files anyway?

:p:p:p:p
 
Deppe said:
Hey,
this seemed like the right place to post this!

I am a IT major and I'm about to borrow my boyfriends computer for file recovering.
He will surely try to delete his HD so I won't find out that he is surfing porno - how can I recover those files anyway?

:p:p:p:p
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If you had registered today and that was your first post, I would have exploded from all the win.
 
Wait..........WAIT.....I have a solution:)

Just pour beef fat on it, it will be fecked and your testes will not get shut in the car door............COOL:cool:
 
MasterFapper said:
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS!

1. Easy access right from your hard drive
2. Road trips
3. Internet down during storm or whatever
4. Networking porn from your house computer to your work office
5. Because you are proud of the triple digit GB number for space consumed by porn...

AND THE LIST GOES ON. :D

Now BOW to your pRon Master here!
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LMAO! I shall call you... MasterFapper!

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Deppe said:
Hey,
this seemed like the right place to post this!

I am a IT major and I'm about to borrow my boyfriends computer for file recovering.
He will surely try to delete his HD so I won't find out that he is surfing porno - how can I recover those files anyway?

:p:p:p:p
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http://upc.*************/uploads/macros/censoredLegendaryThread.jpg
 
Unspoken Demise said:
You got it. :)


******* is my favorite for the iPhone. Youporn sucks on iPhone. 30 second clips? Pass.
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Lol, I went to check out the iPhone 3gs at a store the other day, and someone was trying to watch porn on it. I don't have an iPhone, but ******* is ok :)

MasterDev said:
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS!

1. Easy access right from your hard drive
2. Road trips
3. Internet down during storm or whatever
4. Networking porn from your house computer to your work office
5. Because you are proud of the triple digit GB number for space consumed by porn...

AND THE LIST GOES ON. :D

Now BOW to your pRon Master here!
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I. Have. Nothing. To. Say. :eek:
 
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