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Thats a really odd thing to brag about Dev.

EDIT: Its not the amount of GB of porn you have, its the quality of that porn that matters. Sage wisdom.

I brag about everything. At least I'm honest.

Well, still if someone has 20GB of low quality porn, then THAT is a lot of porn, but if it's high quality, then it's not as much... So wait, I guess quality does matter.
 
anyone with an internet connection has encountered porn, your girlfriend is not as stupid as you make her out to be, she knows you love the porn.. stop playing silly games.
 
by the way, why do you even download porn, there are tons of web sites that are like youtube, no need to download anything. :S

I have bad news for you friend…go poke around in ~/Library/Preferences/Macromedia/Flash Player. I think you’ll be surprised. There are some files that even private browsing is powerless to stop.
 
Like I said, not being a huge fan of the idea, I also understand it. I won't go into details on how I manage it in any relationship I may have, but there is one thing I do know ... if you're not happy with what I do for you then you can find someone else. ;)

Jessica, your cat avatar seems even more appropriate for the this thread.
 
op, i think you're overreacting a bit, it's not even like she's looking directly for porn. she will probably be creating/deleting/recovering specific files in small scale test environments

as long as you take care of the obvious stuff i doubt anything deep will turn up
 
maybe leave it and tell her you were researching different positions that you could try throughout married life.

does 2 things:

1. proposes in a roundabout way

2. you don't have to lose your collection

regardless, I would let her know if you're that afraid of her reaction.

best of luck.
 
Let's just be honest...you're not a very confident man if you're worried about your love interest finding out about your porn collection.
 
The OP definitely needs to hook up with the guy with the "beef fat" issue. I think they'll find they have a lot in common. Even if it's only comparing notes...
 
This bitch is gonna tear my **** up if she catches me looking at porn.

this isn't about porn as much as it is about honesty. if she's a keeper, you better open up to her at some point. First it's hiding your porn, next thing you know you are 50 years old, working late because you don't want to go home to her nagging and controlling rules. Or you sneaking off to the ball game on weekends so you can have a beer.

Or worse yet, it could turn into a life like "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" minus your manhood plus a selfish feminist.

If you like watching porn and she doesn't like guys who watch porn, I guess one of you needs to change or breakup. Wouldn't the opposite be true? If she was into murdering strangers or just committing random felonies and you didn't like criminals, one of you change your behaviour, or you break it off.

unless of course she's massively hot. Like "epic boob" hot or "every man within 100 yards stops talking to stare" hot. Then make some porn with her.
 
OP, just as a FYI, real men don't compare the love of their life to female dogs.

I wonder if she's doing this because she's curious if the OP might have other love interests or wants to know if the OP is talking trash about her behind her back. Could be she's really insecure or that it's honestly academic curiosity, too. If she finds out the OP is on MR and finds this thread... and especially the comment calling her a very unflattering term... he might be shopping for a new girlfriend.

Might as well as tell her about it and see what happens. Before she finds the stash is the best time to tell her about it so she won't be surprised. Disclosing it after she finds 'em could be more interesting. Not sure I want any part of providing technical assistance in what looks like a relationship train wreck in the making.
 
....and now my girlfriend, who is an IT major, wants to use my computer to "learn" how to do data recovery on Macs.

So, the question is: how the **** do I delete any traces of websites viewed and porn downloaded before I give my laptop to her?

I'm talking temporary files, db files, caches, the works - everything. This bitch is gonna tear my **** up if she catches me looking at porn.

I've reset Safari and deleted all porn from my computer, but there's still got to be files that show I've viewed porn right? How the **** do I get rid of those?

I'm on 10.6.

Thanks for helping a brother out!


What makes you think an IT major can do anything not specifically in a procedure from a vendor?

There's people that do & learn, and those that read about us.


Just delete it..shes not the CIA, she's a highly qualified print driver installer.
 
I have bad news for you friend…go poke around in ~/Library/Preferences/Macromedia/Flash Player. I think you’ll be surprised. There are some files that even private browsing is powerless to stop.

I didn't find anything, or maybe I'm blind?

Anyways, you don't have to hide your porn unless you're not 18, and parents use your computer a lot :D
 

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Jesus dude, I just looked up her website, she looks like she’s 12! On the front page at least.

No idea how old you are or where you are from, but here in the Western world lots of women shave.
So the fact you don't see any hair down there doesn't mean she's 12 :)
 
I didn't find anything, or maybe I'm blind?

Anyways, you don't have to hide your porn unless you're not 18, and parents use your computer a lot :D

Well you have to look a little deeper than that, I just stopped there cuz you'll find things in a couple different folders in there. Try doing a Spotlight search for some of your favorite sites, and make sure to tell Spotlight to include system files (it won't by default)
 
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This bitch is gonna tear my **** up if she catches me looking at porn.

the above sentence is the clue, she has let him know how she feels about porn,
I can only speak for myself, I value my personal freedom above everything and if were me i'd be like AMF!
 
No idea how old you are or where you are from, but here in the Western world lots of women shave.
So the fact you don't see any hair down there doesn't mean she's 12 :)

No, he's referring to the front page of her site. She looks to be on pedo status. Seriously.
 
No, he's referring to the front page of her site. She looks to be on pedo status. Seriously.
I never knew there were people who could seriously mistake a twenty-one year old with a twelve year old. Get some new glasses folks. Or leave your house more than once a week. Seriously.
 
I never knew there were people who could seriously mistake a twenty-one year old with a twelve year old. Get some new glasses folks. Or leave your house more than once a week. Seriously.

She looks young. Maybe not 12, but certainly not 21.
And goodness, I would leave my house, but its so scary. Maybe one day I'll be as cool as you. Golly its all I want.
 
Jesus dude, I just looked up her website, she looks like she’s 12! On the front page at least.

I thought that was the idea? :p Actually if that bothers you, do a quick search for Amai Liu (No I'm not sending you after kiddie porn, she's 18).
 
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