Live From WWDC 2018: Coverage of Apple's Keynote with iOS 12, macOS 10.14, and More

[Toutou]

"hashtag mommy for the win"

****ing end me

 

[viperGTS]

Wow, I knew there would be so many negative comments here about iOS 12 before I even logged in! I love the hate!!

iOS 12 is great!

 

[keysofanxiety]

“Hashtag Mommy why do you love the gym more than me? :-(“

 

[Naraxus]

My 10 year old nephew can give a more compelling presentation than this

 

[pat500000]

Somebody give her oxygen....she's out of breath.

WTH? walkie talkie....HAHA

 

[AL1630]

This is seriously terrible. What is happening? How long is this because they havent even gotten to MacOS yet ?

2 Hours. We're getting close to them spending more time on Watch than Mac.

 

[hajime]

MiMoji, oh my how hilariously ridiculous, if I was Craig i'd be like "No I'm not talking about that s**t in front of intelligent adults".

Apple lost Mojo.

 

[Return of the Mac]

"Here at apple, we've got the the living metaphor of the hard working mom, a staple of american society"

 

[mrgraff]

Maintaining that "presenter voice" and sticking to the script while biking at an aerobic pace, is pretty impressive. The fake teenager that she called was disappointing though.

 

[JesperA]

So nice seeing a developer conference keynote becoming The Shopping Channel...

 

[macbequick]

Calling B.S. on iOS 11 improving the 6 Plus.

I am still using a 6 Plus as my daily driver. I've been holing out for a long time. This year I have no choice but to upgrade.

But iOS 11 made using the iPhone 6 Plus nearly impossible. I even had the battery replaced and it's still lackluster as hell.

 

[keysofanxiety]

“Hashtag mommy, please come home, I wish I could talk to you without going through an Apple Watch :-(“

 

[typeadam]

Was really hoping for new watchOS faces finally... oh well..........

 

[Nozuka]

seems like the apple watch is still mostly a workout accessory..

 

[BMcCoy]

I’m not a developer, so could be missing something...
But where is the benefit of this for developers. It all seems about the core iOS apps, and not about new APIs.
We’re all mocking the superficial teenage updates, but this is supposed to be for the proper pro developers. They must be shaking their heads in disbelief at this nonsense...

 

[fel10]

This is cringier than E3

 

[Hustler1337]

What kind of keynote is this? Grown woman cycling in the middle of the stage taking part in a fake competition that no one cares about.

 

[Lioness~]

Great, more apps to hide because I can think for myself.
Apple now is 'for everyone who can't think for themselves' we have an app for that.

 

[Helpfixit]

lmao at the lady with bingo wings riding stationary bike

 

[skippermonkey]

So many new features…

…I will never use.

 

[clangers23]

Can we have a circular watch now?

 

[Designx]

This is Nintendo Wii announcement event level cringey.

 

[skippermonkey]

This is one of the more painful Apple Keynotes I've sat through.

 

[B.K.]

Only hardware announcement....

 

[partyboy4357]

She's only done 200 yards and she's wrecked.

LOL, this is the most wheels off thing I've ever watched apple produce.