'Mac Book' Recommends Surface Laptop 2 in New Microsoft Ad

[PickUrPoison]

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...because...? Lousy coffee? too much chattering in the aisles? Poor benefits? They refuse to stock Pop Tarts in the vending machines?

omg they charge you for Pop Tarts??

In Silicon Valley, that would be a completely understandable and legit answer to “Why did you leave your last position?”

Interviewee: “They made us pay for Pop Tarts!”

Group Interviewers: *Nods of agreement and approval around the conference table*

PS @yaxomoxay... same with “They made us drink Folgers”. Yikes... that’s a quitting offense. Peet’s at a minimum.

 

[MyopicPaideia]

Keynote eats PowerPoint for breakfast.

More like a light snack with the mid-morning coffee. Keynote is vastly superior to PowerPoint...

 

[Marx55]

The day the Mac reaches 20% market share, Windows will be history in six months!

 

[PickUrPoison]

just had to watch.. feel sick now

You were warned... lol

 

[SDJim]

And they can do this without worry, knowing that no man will deliberately identify as Micro Soft.

Just made a scene at my desk reading this. Thanks!

 

[GadgetBen]

Microsoft Office is way superior to iWork.

And that’s why there are Mugs still using Microsoft

 

[xbjllb]

Desperation is always attractive.

 

[gaximus]

If Mac is worse, then why would we listen to him?

 

[PC_tech]

Microsoft is trash. Their products and software are inferior and more susceptible to hacking and viruses.

Glad I never have to waste my time again with their daily updates patching everything constantly.

Except there are no "daily" updates, stop with the crap.