(Oct. 14th 2008)
"...OH, and ONE MORE THING.
The Mini is discontinued. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT! YAY!"
How about this:
"Blah, blah, blah, we think you're really going to love our new MacBooks
and we can't wait for you to get your hands on them."
He smiles and clasps his hands together and turns to leave the stage.
"Um," he scratches the side of his head.
"Before I forget, there is one more thing."
Steve walks to the side of the stage, grabs a small, round table on wheels and pushes the table to center stage. On the table are two items, each covered by a cloth. Without saying anything, he removes the first cloth. It's a Mac Mini. He pauses for a second to let the crowd take it all in. Again, without saying anything, he removes the second cloth. It's a hand gun. Steve grabs the gun, turns off the safety, aims it at the Mini and blasts it away. He then calmly sets the gun down on the table.
"Have a good night, and we'll see you at MacWorld 2009!"