Steve walks to the side of the stage, grabs a small, round table on wheels and pushes the table to center stage. On the table are two items, each covered by a cloth. Without saying anything, he removes the first cloth. It's a Mac Mini. He pauses for a second to let the crowd take it all in. Again, without saying anything, he removes the second cloth. It's a hand gun. Steve grabs the gun, turns off the safety, aims it at the Mini and blasts it away. He then calmly sets the gun down on the table.
"Have a good night, and we'll see you at MacWorld 2009!"
That's great! You really ought to be working in marketing...maybe not for Apple, though.
"IT'S A TRAP!"
IT'S A COOKBOOK!!