You want my business you play by my rules. That's the way it works.
Except back in the real world;
Adonis > Honey, well walk to the Mall today, give us a chance to test out that new health app? The health app has 500 steps and with 2 flights of steps registered on it and .
@Sears;
Store > ..Good day sir and how is Thanksgiving for you this year?
Adonis > Its real good thanks. Real good. Theres gonna be a lot of happy children around in a day or two. PS4, XB1, even managed to pick me up a few trinkets for the good lady. How much is all this anyway?
Store > Thatll be 917 dollars and 63 cents please.
Adonis > Wow. Well itll be worth it to see the smiles on their happy faces.
..A few moments of frantic iPhone waving later
Adonis > Your terminal doesnt work.
Store > Oh no, the chip and pin works but not the NFC, you cant use ApplePay here.
Adonis > WUT! I mean really? Yall need to get with the times. Im not having my card details cloned here by the security camera trained on the checkouts! GOOD DAY TO YOU !!
@Bloomingdales;
...Adonis > Would you believe those Neanderthals down the road dont have ApplePay?
Store > Sir, here we value the customer. Any customer. We also take security very seriously and put in place the technology for you, our most important people.
Adonis > Great. How much is that please?
Store > Thatll be 997 dollars and 63 cents please.
Adonis > Oh. You price match right?
Store > Sorry sir, not on those goods.
Adonis > Oh.
The health app now has 2826 extra steps and with 8 flights of steps registered on it and .
@Sears;
Adonis > You havent put those items back on the shelf yet have you?
Store > Im sorry sir, a customer came in right after you and bought them all, they were the last ones.
Adonis > Oh.
The health app now has 5652 steps and with 14 flights of steps registered on it again .
@Bloomingdales;
Adonis > You havent put those items back on the shelf yet have you?
Store > Im sorry sir, a customer came in right after you and bought them all, they were the last ones.
Adonis > AAAaarrrggghhhH!!!!.