That is the truly ridiculous part here..
Apple created this problem themselves, for an exceptionally minimal thickness gain.
I've started to realize over the last few years that a divorce from Apple may be coming as they seem to have their eyes on customers that aren't me.
Yeah, I find myself frustrated with Apple because they don't want to sell me what I want to buy.
Well, that's my problem, not theirs.
I want a simple, expandable tower running macOS that I can dual with Windows to play some games. I'd like to be able to add my own storage and GPU, etc. If I want to do that, I have to build a Hackintosh (I have a 4790K/GTX 1080 machine that runs High Sierra perfectly). I'd be happy to buy such a machine from Apple, but they have no interest in selling me one.
I want a notebook that isn't the thinnest or lightest on the planet, but which can do the things I want to do. But they don't seem interested in selling me that, either.
So, again, the problem is my expectations, I guess. The real problem is that I quite like macOS, I have an iPhone and an iPad and really enjoy all the integration and the ecosystem, and using a device that only has Windows feels like a 2nd-rate, incomplete experience to me.
tl;dr It occurs to me that the computers I want to buy and use don't actually exist, and I'm irrationally frustrated at Apple for not building them for me.