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This is my take on tomorrow.
Apple site is taken down prior to start of SJ's address
Lights dim. Steve takes stage to thunderous ovation
Steve wows everybody with new product(s) / updates, etc.
"One more thing" brings everybody to the brink of orgasm
Steve exits stage, lights come up.
Apple site is back up with a gazillion hits within an hour
Macrumors site rife with praise/bitching/nonchalance.
Can't wait.
I see it more like:
9:53: People are entering the building.
10:01: Music starts playing.
10:06: Lights dim. Crowd settles into seats with great anticipation.
10:11: SJ comes out. Gives an opener.
10:23: Most likely talking about minor updates (i.e. iLife, MBP maybe)
10:31: Say's "Now I am going to unveil to you the most innovative device yet".
10:33: Crowd starts to applaud the image on screen
11:02: SJ finishes giving rundown of device. Brings up App developers.
11:42: SJ comes back to announce availability, pricing, etc.
12:12: Conference ends. People go outside to see a demo unit (or an iTablet in a bullet proof safe).
All this will happen while countless MR forum members applaud and complain at the device. Popular tech sites will be overrun. The tablet would be headline news and a new craze to get one would ensue. Lastly, some hacker out there, having watched the whole press conference, has already figured out how to homebrew it and is working on fixing all the problems with it. (Well, maybe that last one won't happen right after...).