Called UPS about 20minutes ago regarding my phone still listing as in Alaska, since 1:50pm yesterday.
The rep gave me the canned response that all the phones had been put on hold and should arrive tomorrow. He asked that I check the tracking status later tonight for an update. But the bad news is that he then added I should check the status in the morning and if there's still no movement to call them again.
Guaranteed by tomorrow???
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on an iPhone shipment? Hmmm, very interesting.
Go on, I'm listening.
Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on an iPhone shipment 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Yeah, makes a man feel good.
'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
What's your point?
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.