This forum is just ridiculous and absurd.
Microsoft fans really have no clue as to why the iPad is popular. The Surface tries to fix things with the iPad which are not broken. The iPad was designed the way it is. For example, it's not that the iPad's OS or processor can't handle a USB port, Apple designed the iPad to operate using the Cloud or AirPlay which are much nicer experiences. It's also a much nicer experience to lie back and read the iPad on a couch without having to whip out a keyboard to type something short. When would I _EVER_ use a kickstand? I've NEVER, in 2 years, propped my iPad up and tried to use it like a laptop.
Microsoft and its fans just don't get it. That's why technology is passing Microsoft by.
Your post and bias or what can be perceived as bias is no better.
You seem to think your use case is the only viable use case. It's not.
IE - there are many times I would love to have been able to easily prop up my iPad to watch a movie. On a plane, on a night stand, on my desk at work
The cloud is great - but it doesn't solve everything. Having a physical port is very handy. Maybe not for you - but it is. If it was completely absurd and not needed - Apple wouldn't have created their camera kit, etc.
You say Microsoft and its fans don't get it. I'm not a fan. I'm not Microsoft. But it's very clear you don't get the industry or consumers at all.