Microsoft VP 1: "Guys, we need to do something to improve our logo. Our new operating system is better but people still associate us with viruses, blue screens, and Windows Vista. What do we do?"
Microsoft VP 2: "We need to re-invent our logo. What about changing our name to Wapple?"
Microsoft VP 3: "What! That sounds too much like Apple. We cannot use their names. But we cou...."
Microsoft VP 1: "Let's keep our names but do everything like Apple - like the Vista Widgets and "I am a Mac" commercials. How about naming our operating systems based on numerical values: Win 95, Win 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista --- those names have no order. How about Windows 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and this new one will be 7."
Microsoft VP 2: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's set up fancy stores to show off our hardware."
Microsoft VP 1: "What hardware? Oh yeah, our Zune..."
*They all look at each other with guilt and start smiling*
Microsoft VP 1: "I totally forgot about that. How does it compare to the iPod and iPhone?"
In unison: "I don't have a Zune."
Microsoft VP 2: "Ok, enough chit-chat. Let's open a store called Windows Store and have a Smart Bar?"
Microsoft VP 3: "Smart bar sounds too similar to Genius Bar. How about the Answer Bar. And let's hire Apple's people so that they know what they are doing."
In unison: "Yes!"
Microsoft VP 1: "That concludes our meeting then. We will set up stores. Let's meet again when Apple comes up with something cool. Hmmpf! I mean something new."

