Then just do it and shut up. Most computer users could care less about upgrading, and just buy new systems when theirs becomes long in the tooth. Just because you and maybe 1000 others might want a cheapo "midrange" or "headless" Mac doesn't mean that Apple is going to make one for your vocal minority.
This whining about a cheapo Mac is getting old. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, so just shut the hell up about it already.
Anyone who models or associates their "lifestyle" or "image" after others, especially actors or other "celebrities", are just brainless idiots anyway.
A little grumpy cause you're still waiting for the new Mega ST Falcon?