Well I wiped it. Still crashing. And something is funky when connected to my computer. It's like the Home button is clicking over and over and over really fast when I'm holding the button in. It's really weird. It does this connected to any computer, and with any Lightning cables I've tried.
Craziness! Here's a video of it, after a completely fresh re-install, BEFORE even using the phone (I figure this would nail it down as a hardware issue).
Craziness! Here's a video of it, after a completely fresh re-install, BEFORE even using the phone (I figure this would nail it down as a hardware issue).