My life...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Prof., Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Prof. macrumors 601

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    me and my mom were on our way to the grocery store. We got stuck in a flood. Our car got submerged. Our car is now totaled. We can't buy a new one. I'm soaking wet and covered in human feces from the flood waters. My dads basement is flooded.

    Why does god hate us?

    kbye.
     
  2. macjram macrumors 6502a

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  3. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    Life sucks, buy a HUMMER... (I'm an ass, this is sarcasm).

    Edit: If your wet and covered in ****, why did you get on the computer and not in the shower?
     
  4. tMac85 macrumors 65816

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  5. iParis macrumors 68040

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    Because you're gay, or at least that's what Mormons would say.

    Btw, you just lost the game.
     
  6. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    What's wrong with being gay?
     
  7. iParis macrumors 68040

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    Steven, I was being sarcastic. Lol.
     
  8. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    I was about to say, your half way there, lol.
     
  9. Prof. thread starter macrumors 601

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    Becuz my mom was in the shower...
    Yes.
     
  10. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    Only one shower? If not, I would jump in the other shower... May not have warm water for long, but I would want to get the **** off ASAP.
     
  11. Prof. thread starter macrumors 601

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  12. shfreelance macrumors 6502a

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    Garden hose?
     
  13. yojitani macrumors 68000

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    No insurance on the car? Or is this one of those 'act of God' get out situations?
     
  14. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    sorry to hear that prof. i hope things improve for you. at least you're both okay.
     
  15. Rodimus Prime macrumors G4

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    More I bet the car did not have full coverage.
     
  16. Prof. thread starter macrumors 601

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    We have yet to contact our insurance agency. We're going to do so in the morning. And yes, we have full coverage. With our luck, they will say it was an act of God...:rolleyes:
     
  17. chaosbunny macrumors 68000

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    Go to the shower, call insurance tomorrow and be thankful that you and your mom didn't get injured.
     
  18. Zyniker macrumors 6502

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    Not to be that guy, but...how did you "get stuck in a flood"?

    At any rate, I highly doubt God was intimately involved in submerging you in feces-infused water...
     
  19. marbles macrumors 68000

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    careful how you word it , approach the local area gov ?, maybe the drains are inadequate and they'll hook you up rather than face a law suit ?
     
  20. yg17 macrumors G5

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    If you have full coverage, they should still cover it.
     
  21. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    I could tell you why you are sitting at your computer covered in **** but then we would have to move this thread to the religious section.
     
  22. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Sorry to hear about this, Prof.

    I hope by now you are feeling a bit better. The car...if you have full insurance on it, maybe they'll not only replace it, but get you a rental in the meantime.

    The basement is another story. Call your city hall. I don't know how widespread the flooding was near you, but we had some significant flooding in my burg a few years back, quite a few people here were in your situation, and our city manager did a great job coordinating things, pointing people to agencies that could help. It was a big enough flood that they even got FEMA involved. If yours wasn't an isolated situation, maybe something like that will happen for you.

    Let us know what's going on, OK?
     
  23. Elven macrumors 6502a

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    Life has it's down and it's moments of glory.

    Hope things perk up for you.
     
  24. the vj macrumors 6502a

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    I can switch your problems with mine right now. At least you live in a country where you have a future and can get a new car eventually.

    I am 34 and still living with my mother in my same room since a kid because life here is so expensive. If I crash my car I would have to wait from 6 to 8 month to get the parts, that is just to give you an example.
     

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