- Climbed mount Everest all alone at the age of 11 months, with nothing but a yellow mountain goat to keep me company.
- I shot the sheriff, at the age of 3, did 5 years in prison for it, I did NOT, however, shoot no deputy.
- Survived an attack by a great white shark named Webster, at the age of 9.
Funny story, years later Webster wrote me an apology letter saying how he was going through a rough patch at the time...
- Climbed Everest for the 2nd time when I was 10 years and 3 months old, forgot my pencil sharpener.
- In December 2006 I met Steve Jobs on the streets of LA, he saw me reaching for my mobile to make a call, asking if he can borrow it, so I said, "just a second, i Phone first, then i Phone 3 G (my good mate Three Fingers Gary), then i Phone 3GS (Gary's sister) and you can have it", he ran off the second I finished my sentence, haven't seen him since...
- I know Harry Potter in real life, we grew up together, I didn't get accepted to Hogwarts though, so I went to Law School instead.
- Made my first million by the age of 16, selling lemonade on a 3 legged lemonade stand.
- Sold said lemonade stand to Jamba Juice for 23m dollars, making me the first person to ever sell a 3 legged lemonade stand to Jamba Juice for 23m dollars.
- I've never eaten an eggplant.