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broken ya favourite hammer venting rage on a bag of ***** IBM netvista base unit lol

pictures can be provided on request lmao
 
Struck by a rattlesnake.
Eaten rattlesnake (see previous).
Drawn on the Berlin Wall (before it fell).
Panned for gold.
Know the location of the Lost Dutchman Gold Mine, within 5 square miles.
Hit by a shotgun blast (birdshot, far enough away to live).
Confiscated a shotgun (see previous).
Attacked by swarm of bees (40-some stings).
Fallen off a cliff (see previous).

Programmed in REXX
Programmed in COBOL
Programmed in MAPPER
 
Plugged in an extension cord and just cut it. Do not ask, I have no idea what I was thinking at the time and was at the epitome of my idiocy. Completely ruined a great pair of scissors too.
I can out-stupid that... :eek:

I once had too many wires on the work table, and when I grabbed one to bite of the insulation I accidentally grabbed a live one...shorted out a 16 amp fuse with my teeth and quite possibly set a world record in high jump from a sitting position.

After that, I always check twice to be sure the other end of wires aren't connected to anything, before I bite off the insulation... ;)
 
I can out-stupid that... :eek:

I once had too many wires on the work table, and when I grabbed one to bite of the insulation I accidentally grabbed a live one...shorted out a 16 amp fuse with my teeth and quite possibly set a world record in high jump from a sitting position.

After that, I always check twice to be sure the other end of wires aren't connected to anything, before I bite off the insulation... ;)

whats wrong with wire strippers lol ?
 
Spent the New Year a few hundred metres above everyone else up the CN Tower.
Fractured my thumb on Friday 13
Experienced a power outage during a rehearsal at a theatre company, at the thirteen hour (1pm) on Friday 13. The outage lasted for exactly 13 minutes.
Won a prize that was worth $900, but I wasn't able to claim it because I was below 18.
Been to the world headquarters of Fifa.
 
1a) I know what it's like to have Tourette Syndrome.
1b) I don't have Tourette Syndrome.
2) Won the lottery. Well, the second prize actually.
 
Do you still have your legs? I heard there is like a 300 mile long border fence with land mines.:p:D

Depending on the border...
The one to South Korea has some challenges; the one to China can be crossed "easily", but it's not worth the pain when caught (ask the two US reporters that spent a couple of months in North Korea's prison before Clinton bailed them out). Anyway, it's so simple to go into North Korea:

Make a holiday in North Korea :eek:

It was one of the most interesting travel experiences in my life and I travel a lot.

I assume "Set foot in North Korea" was done at Panmunjon. Here are "negotiation" barracks directly on the border and people from the south can step into the north and vice versa without too much trouble.
 
Panned for gold.

panned for gold myself- no gold....just plain rocks and very cold hands from the rocky mountain water!

I bet no one has dumped an entire pumpkin pie inside their oven....before it was cooked and was in its very liquid state.....the worst part of it is the fact that I took the pie from my wife's hands because I said she was going to spill it how she was putting it in the oven!!! I have NEVER lived that down.:eek:

Anyone have a pipe under their sink come apart while trying to unclog a nasty food and water filled sink by tapping the PVC pice with a wrench...maybe so, but I be no one has done the following when it happened.....so my wife gave me a huge (although not big enough) pan to catch all the water draining on the kitchen floor from under the sink....then when the damn thing filled up I had to find a place to put it....were....well....the kitchen sink of course! :eek:

By the way- I really am handy around the house even though it may not seem so!

Bet NO one has done the last two!!!
 
----- Seen the Ring Cycle performed live eight times.

----- Seen at least one Nascar Winston/Sprint Cup race in each of the last twenty years.

----- Kept running in response to an order by a cop to "Stop or I'll shoot."

----- Become a grandfather at the age of 50.
 
My friend actually crapped on a wall because something scared him in the bathroom he stood up and projectiled on the wall, nastiest thing I have ever seen.

I won All Access Passes for me and a friend to the Gym Class Heroes concert hosted by Lockerz yesterday, it included a free limo there and back, it was really sweet, they are actually really good live, it was an all around great night.
 
Depending on the border...
The one to South Korea has some challenges; the one to China can be crossed "easily", but it's not worth the pain when caught (ask the two US reporters that spent a couple of months in North Korea's prison before Clinton bailed them out). Anyway, it's so simple to go into North Korea:

Make a holiday in North Korea :eek:

It was one of the most interesting travel experiences in my life and I travel a lot.

I assume "Set foot in North Korea" was done at Panmunjon. Here are "negotiation" barracks directly on the border and people from the south can step into the north and vice versa without too much trouble.

correctomundo

i hope to go to north korea on a trip soon, i am fascinated by it. by your use of the word holiday, im assuming you are not american, in which case its quite easy to go. for us americans, we can only go the first week of september, during the arirang games and its a pain the ass of a trip to arrange but will be WELL worth every dime when the time comes

poking around on traveling there, i found this, wow...an american living in north korea:

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2405878n&tag=related;photovideo
 
in total i've been banned from Bungie (Halo 3) servers for over THREE months:D beat that.
EDIT: now that i think of it i'm EXP banned for two weeks at the moment.
 
Anyone have a pipe under their sink come apart while trying to unclog a nasty food and water filled sink by tapping the PVC pice with a wrench...maybe so, but I be no one has done the following when it happened.....so my wife gave me a huge (although not big enough) pan to catch all the water draining on the kitchen floor from under the sink....then when the damn thing filled up I had to find a place to put it....were....well....the kitchen sink of course! :eek:
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Reminded me of driving home with Christmas Tree on top of SUV and opening up automatic garage door and drove in, pulled door from tracks on top of vehicle.

Did the exact thing the following year.:rolleyes: Never can hear enough about it every Christmas too.

I'll just mosey on back to that thread, ummm what is it?? yeah, the middle age losing memory and what not thread.:confused:
 
Reminded me of driving home with Christmas Tree on top of SUV and opening up automatic garage door and drove in, pulled door from tracks on top of vehicle.

Did the exact thing the following year.:rolleyes: Never can hear enough about it every Christmas too.

I'll just mosey on back to that thread, ummm what is it?? yeah, the middle age losing memory and what not thread.:confused:

That is funny....for us of course....and for your family at Christmas!!

At least you didn't park your 3 year old Subaru Outback on the beach, go out for a paddle, and then come back and find the car window deep in the Atlantic!:eek: My brother-in-law never has lived that one down!!
 
At the age of 17 I had .... Designed a roof for a gas station/ Assisted in designing a family fun park (ok I got to design the bathrooms) :eek:. Took part in the rebuilding (architecturally speaking) of a fair number of homes in Stevenson Ranch CA after the 1994 Northridge earthquake. While some could say that, I'm not sure many did it at 17.
 
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