Apple today released five new commercials, now available on
Apple's ad gallery.
Crave: Intercuts actual "real world" camera footage of a thrilling heist while promoting Apple's serial number database and the "Find My Phone" feature.
Game Theory: Offers a jaw-dropping prize to the first person who can identify the five guests who were comically mistaken about which Apple Store locations are open 24 hours, and were thus unable to ring up their purchases.
Quicktime: Demonstrates how whether using a Mac, iPod or iPhone, replaying the same video over and over and over again is anything but a hard time.
Stripes: PC's desperation with malware and OS glitches inspire a sticky-fingered, and obviously surreptitious, plot. PC even enlists several surprisingly willing friends, a redhead, an Italian guy, a wannabe video editor, a law student (who clearly should know better) and three mothers whose dorsal eyes make them perfect lookouts while idling a fleet of getaway minivans. PC finds black slimming, prison garb not so much.
September: In an uncertain economy, retailers unexpectedly stumble on new mechanisms that help reduce outstanding channel inventory at the end of the quarter or prior to introductions of newer products.
I think the most pathetic part was the newscaster sensationalizing the robbery. Seriously, it sounded like a track race.
Seriously. But that "engaged" style has helped make the station's "Action News"-casts locally dominant
for decades. (I'm not defending.)