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Parking Diagonally

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Really what it comes down to is: are you really that much better than everyone else that you deserve two spots?

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TheAnswer said:
Well...looking at his past posts it's a 1999 Firebird, his parents spent around $17,000 on it. And for those of you in Massachusetts who want to take a look and see if he actually takes our advice, it'll be parked at a private high school in the vicinity of Manchester by the Sea. Google Map.
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You Sir are a master stalker. *high five*
it5five said:
Pebbles in the air valve. Excellent idea. I will have to seal it.
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But sealing it would deflate the purpose of putting the pebbles in in the first place??
 
*Looks up Firebird as I'm not familiar with it*

Oh. My. God.

That is surely the Alienware of comedy cars.

I think taking up two parking places is not a bad idea. That way, people won't get too close to it and die laughing.
 
I'd like to take this opportunity to say it's against forum rules to directly insult another member, irrespective of whether they're a ******** or not.
 
mad jew said:
I'd like to take this opportunity to say it's against forum rules to directly insult another member, irrespective of whether they're a ******** or not.
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Pushing for G5? :p He asked for our opinions.

I found a possible school - Bishop Fenwick HS, a little under ten miles from Manchester. Since he's taking a religion class, I assumed it had to be Catholic, and this is a reasonably small school, with 800 students total. Only problem is distance - it's pretty far away.

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Oh, and there weren't any double-parked Firebirds in the imagery.
 
MacNut said:
Just find a nice drunk high school girl to drive home and parking diagonally will be the last of your worries.:p Hope ya got scotchgaurd.
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stop watching movies like Superbad. it's giving you stupid ideas.
 
I think he just makes these threads for attention.

I will reiterate I highly highly doubt that his car cost $17k.
 
Wow, ok, it is a bad idea to double park; but is there really any need to rip this guy a new one?
Don't park in two spaces, everyone will hate you, and that's about all that can be said.

That parking website is hilarious, i printed out a page of notes :D
 
Even the people with the REALLY nice cars (read: not a '98 Firebird) at my school can park correctly. We have assigned spots, and the lot is overcrowded anyway. If someone parked like that, I would seriously consider a few objects to throw at it.
 
Sesshi said:
*Looks up Firebird as I'm not familiar with it*

Oh. My. God.

That is surely the Alienware of comedy cars.

I think taking up two parking places is not a bad idea. That way, people won't get too close to it and die laughing.
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Hey! My first car was a 1967 Firebird, which was soon passed on the road by a 1965 VW Beetle. :D

Halfway through 1970, they started on their road to bulbousland. Then, there was the John Player Special-influenced black and gold Trans Am. Smokey and the Bandit, anyone? It was the macho man's car or at least, the car for the macho man who had a wife and two kids.

Still, taking two places will get someone into trouble. The only reason it's necessary is when you're dragging a trailer behind you.
 
I park horridly, when I'm at target at 11, I can Make 6 parking spots unparkable I'f I drive the damn Yukon XL My Parents refuse to get rid of...(I'll spare you all the rant.) The only reasons I do this its a pain in the ass to park that thing, there is nobody out If I do park like that, and I park a good ways out.

I you took the other spot so that I couldn't park there It would take so much effort not to key your car, or chuck a slushy at it.
 
well, i have to say don't take up 2 spots. maybe if you were at a day job or something, but not at a high school. ppl will think you're copping the 'tude b/c of your car and you never what will happen to it while you're in class. park it normally and act casual about it.

personally, i f'n hate when i see a car or truck parked diagonally. makes me think they think their vehicle is that much better than mine.

it's so pathetically immature to admit that i always want to give a good boot to those vehicles so maybe they'll think next time and park normally.

it may be hard to believe, but i'm easy going, but diagonal parking ticks me off.

Cheers,
Keebler
 
bousozoku said:
Hey! My first car was a 1967 Firebird, which was soon passed on the road by a 1965 VW Beetle. :D

Halfway through 1970, they started on their road to bulbousland. Then, there was the John Player Special-influenced black and gold Trans Am. Smokey and the Bandit, anyone? It was the macho man's car or at least, the car for the macho man who had a wife and two kids.
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Back when they made quality cars.:p
 
You leave others with so few choices. May you be the proud recipient of at least one. :p
 

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