I'm told I rant too much, so bear with me:
1) People that use fake names on Facebook. How the hell am I supposed to find you if your name is "--Glass P Baybiie" ?
2) pplz dat talk leik dis u noe wat im sayin lol
3) When some fatass has large headphones on and is blocking the exit off the bus. Especially when its the last stop in the city
4) What music is becoming. Listening to "I kiss your lips I taste your mouth", and "Can't read my poker face!" on the radio 20 times a day sickens me.
5) Related to #5, being a wh*re is NOTHING to be proud of, so please stop writing obnoxious songs about it.
6) People that push the button to cross the street
constantly until the light changes. It's especially annoying here in Vancouver because our buttons make loud beeping noises.
7) No, you cannot use my $2500 computer while your hands are covered in tuna
8) Anyone that touches my computer screens gets a series of painful injuries from me
9) People that still think Macs only have one click
10) Mighty Mice
11) People who complain that Macs are overpriced. Charging $700 for Office is
abysmal.
12) Banner ads/popups. I would love to meet the (wo)man who has actually purchased something they saw in a banner ad.
13) Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, people who like them
14) ∑´®<|||||******PEOPLE WHO POST CRAIGSLIST TITLES LIKE THIS*********|||||>¨¥¨¥√
15) People who diet 600 times a month. You need calories to freakin live, get over it.
16) Teens who buy $60 pink Silicon Valley cameras and try to be professional photographers. Then make it look even worse on Piknik.
17) People who use someone else as their Facebook profile picture
18) Adobe Contribute
19) People who call me just to say "Go on MSN"
20) Hotmail users
21) iPod cases. You buy an iPod for it's Apple-beauty, don't cover it up with a fugly case. I'm going to buy a BMW and put a Yugo enclosure on it
22) Yappy dogs
23) Annoying laughs
24) Get pissed off when our IM conversation is dead for more than 8 seconds. I have other things to do too, I can't focus ALL my attention on one conversation.
25) If I don't reply to your email within 30 minutes, email me again with the message quoted and ask why I'm ignoring you. Repeat.
26) People that swear many times per sentence. I swear sometimes, but there IS a limit.
27) Girls that lust over Edward Cullen. Get ready for this, HE ISN'T REAL!
28) Wi-Fi networks called "linksys"
29) People that call me weird because I'd rather listen to the Submarines than Katy Perry.
I'm sure I have MANY more....
//Rant
