Old people eating. Oh god it's horrible. They chew at 500 MPH, constantly gasping and breathing heavily through their nose the whole time as if they're being strangled. I can't eat if there's an old person eating in the same room. SLOW DOWN, TAKE A BREATH, AND ENJOY YOUR FOOD. AND DRIVE FASTER.
Maybe they're worried they're not going to be able to finish.
I'm adding a pet peeve...
"Nutrition Facts" (those informational bits on the side of food packaging)
Their serving sizes for adults are a joke. Toddlers eat more than their alleged serving sizes. It can be very misleading if you don't look carefully. I find it annoying that you have to suss out each new thing for their sneakiness.
Like, you buy a little bottle of chocolate milk (or whatever) and on the bottle they proudly state "Only 4g fat! Oh drink me, I'm so awesome!" and then you look and that is
per serving, and this bottle which appeared to be single serving is actually 4 servings.

Yeah, I'm sure everyone is content with a few sips and to close it up and put it back for 3 more sessions of sips.
And MSG. Why is that nasty artificial rubbish in so many products? It's notoriously unhealthy and causes a lot of people to have various problems. I get migraines if I eat a hearty dose of MSG, for instance, and I am not alone.
I bought something that said All natural, preservative free, blah blah blah and sure enough, it had MSG. Cheeky bastards.
Food industry people can be real twunts.
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