Report: Facebook to Change Its Name Next Week to Better Reflect Company's 'Metaverse'

[KindJamz]

How many of you still have a Facebook account despite the negative comments?

More than will admit it I’m sure. Lol

 

[KindJamz]

Zuckerberg must have read Snow Crash but ignored the part where the Metaverse was built by independent hackers and coders and then ruined by big corporations moving in, effectively predicting exactly what happened to the actual internet but in 1992. How he thinks his big corporation-controlled Metaverse will be any better is beyond me.

If he really wanted to make the world a better place he would divide up his $60bn cash reserves amongst the 60k employees (giving them all a $1m severence!) and then run the company into the ground by himself before running off into the sunset.

Would you give away all your $$$$. I thought so. Lol

 

[KindJamz]

Face what??? Who uses that crap?

Billions of people.

 

[PinkyMacGodess]

I've a few ideas: Herpes, Mud, Rasputin, Golem, Drama, Worthless, Malignant, Merde, Merda, Cancro, Krebs, Doofus, Pointless, MySpace...

So many fitting names. So many...

 

[PinkyMacGodess]

Billions of people.

Billions of people, ignorant to what they have done. They auctioned off their lives for -- nothing. Not even a handful of beans...

 

[darngooddesign]

Billions of people, ignorant to what they have done. They auctioned off their lives for -- nothing. Not even a handful of beans...

The got to use software they enjoyed for free.

 

[Enlightened Doggo]

From a business perspective Facebook rebranding is an obvious choice and long overdue. I still won't enable my account though.

 

[heystu]

Hours? Like multiple blocks of 60 minutes?

Well, yeah that's how I was always taught, 60 minutes in one hour, right? MR reported the M1 Pro and M1 Max names around 27 hours prior to the event, so...not sure what else you would call it other than 'hours'?

 

[PinkyMacGodess]

The got to use software they enjoyed for free.

The aristocracy got free use of a guillotine too...

 

[JMacHack]

I’m thinking “GN” for “General Nuisance”

 

[TheOldChevy]

"Metaverse" is not bad for a company that makes part of its business from alternate reality. It's Beyond Fake(tm).

 

[darngooddesign]

The aristocracy got free use of a guillotine too...

Yeah, but the6 didn’t enjoy it. 😁

 

[kesenwangs]

Lipstick on a pig.

Omg, like nobody can top this response HAHAH.

 

[nate001]

I think that he should go with VISTA.

 

[hollersoft]

"Skynet" has a nice ring to it

 

[nihil0]

They should more care about how it is a platform for spreading hoaxes from dubious websites

 

[MN7119]

Billions of people.

Billions of zombies that don’t know how to talk to people on the phone or in person. Billions of brainwashed people that hide themselves behind a keyboard. There is life out there. Go see it.

 

[Premium1]

"We're taking a lot of heat, so lets change the name of the company to try and deflect some of the heat."- Facebook execs

 

[DeepIn2U]

Lipstick on a pig.

Better yet MINDALERTING CRAP!

 

[DeepIn2U]

Lipstick on a pig.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**. And I'm all out of bubblegum"

 

[polyphenol]

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

 

[kagharaht]

I would call it "FaceBalls" like the movie "SpaceBalls"

 

[DeepIn2U]

The name brings so many negative feelings about the service. It’s just a sugar coating- nothing else. However I’m surprised- Facebook is the big name in tech world, anybody imagine Apple changing the name?

Apple did.

Apple Computer Inc to Apple, Inc.
Steve Jobs did this at a WWDC over a decade ago 'cause were kind done with just computer in the name.'

 

[MacGuru88]

Oh... New Name for Facebook Just Leaked... “Cockmeat Sandwich” 😹😜🙀🌈😍😂😻😋

 

[Biro]

Sounds like a perfect time to cancel and delete one's Facebook account.