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hahah I missed this! He is licking his balls. He is rather useless so I must use him for my own entertainment and if he is gonna lick his balls I'm gonna publicize it.
Hey, over here its bonfire night soon, p'haps wrap it in foil and put in the hot embers til crispy, serve with butter, beans an slaw.
On a serious note I would be one unhappy bunny if I frazzed my mac, so I hope it all turns out well.
My recommendation to the OP is to either get it fixed or get rid of it.
When that grease goes rancid your MacBook is gonna smell like Steve Ballmer's armpits.
When that grease goes rancid your MacBook is gonna smell like Steve Ballmer's armpits.
Your post is worthless without pictures.
With all those pheromones being given off in that pic I worry for Jessica on here may get carried away.
Your laptop is at risk coming back unfixed in a biohazard bag.
Yes, I've worked as a Mac tech and I've seen computers come back from Apple in biohazard bags.
Ways one can get beef fat on keyboard...
Eat a juicy hamburger right over it with no plate and squeeze really hard on every bite.
Brown some ground beef and pour the drippings on your mac.
I've heard of some strange things being spilled on computers but beef fat?
Ways one can get beef fat on keyboard...
Eat a juicy hamburger right over it with now plate and squeeze really hard on every bite.
Brown some ground beef and pour the drippings on your mac.
I've heard of some strange things being spilled on computers but beef fat?
Lol one person on here somehow got condom lube in their MBP keyboard!
Empathy
Yeah, I bet you can understand why I got a stick and chased my son in law down the street and over a car for eating near my keyboard! He seems puzzled ...
Yeah, I bet you can understand why I got a stick and chased my son in law down the street and over a car for eating near my keyboard! He seems puzzled ...
Somewhere, in a darkened cellar, the OP is hiding in the corner, totally traumatised. He's turned off the lights, canceled his ADSL contract and now he just wants the world to go away.
No one else eat/drink while at their MacBook? Well, I always keep my plate to the left or in front of the macbook, so food wont go there. And I don't eat OVER the MacBook And if something happens, well I got a home insurance that gives me a new one
And if something happens, well I got a home insurance that gives me a new one No no, I can eat over my keyboard all I like. Others who try it are trespassing though, and therefore subject to various and inspired penalties.
A girl at work was eating standing up at her cubicle. It was a Lean Cuisine type plastic dish - Garlic noodles with fake seafood. She leaned over just a bit to see something on another person's screen and SPLAT.
Juicy, fishy, garlicky noodles fell on and into the other girl's phone. Permeated the keypad and the receiver. Every time she picked it up to talk to someone she smelled garlic.
Juicy, fishy, garlicky noodles fell on and into the other girl's phone. Permeated the keypad and the receiver. Every time she picked it up to talk to someone she smelled garlic.