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Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her. 🙂

Tom
 
Thomas Davie said:
Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her. 🙂

Tom
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Yup... 😀

I love when people point things out on my screen with really long fingernails or a ball point pen. 🙄
 
Thomas Davie said:
Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her. 🙂

Tom
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Oh man, my boss does that all the time... Now whenever he does it, I take my pen with the cap off and poker him with it 😀
 
testcard said:
Somewhere, in a darkened cellar, the OP is hiding in the corner, totally traumatised. He's turned off the lights, canceled his ADSL contract and now he just wants the world to go away. 😉
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Thats what mac rumor friends are for .......................
 
What an awesome thread to start the day! 😀

iBlue said:
You're going to need to be extra careful from this point on just for tempting Murphy's law. 😱
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No kidding. Murphy is awake and lurking now.

rdowns said:
Your post is worthless without pictures.

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Nothing like a wonderful pic of SB to wake me up this morning. 😡

I really want to hurt you right now. 😛

gessoandgold said:
Yeah, I bet you can understand why I got a stick and chased my son in law down the street and over a car for eating near my keyboard! He seems puzzled ...
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I think that it would fall under justifiable homicide. 😀
 
fat on your keyboard...man, you can have so much fun with this🙂

you: i need my MBP fixed.
tech: there seems to be some fat deposits blocking the sensors on the keys. that is your problem right there. what happened?
you: not sure.
tech: maybe your girlfriend was near it? i saw her by the iMacs - chick looks like she's had one too many fries, a walking grease monster from the smell of it.
 
Xapphire13 said:
Then it's reasonable that you use your mac in the kitchen whilst cooking. But hypothetically if you weren't vegan and had hots fats moving around... you would move your mac to a safe place right?
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LOL right🙄

theres always something to spill when cooking

whether its beef fat or water, it will ruin your computer
 
Eddyisgreat said:
Indeed, tomfoolery of this caliber is matched only by the rather outlandish assumption that Apple will merely fix a beef fat-laden beefybook pro out of the kindness of their hearts.

I tip my hat to you, OP.
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Sony's warranty/extended coverage covers such "tomfoolery".
 
.... LOL...

why would it be me hes the dumbass.. i was on ichat with my friend and he wanted to see his hair cut so i showed him on video then he has like a bowl of like sheapards pie... and it has alot of greese hes like you want some?? your hungry?? *tilts bowl* *tilts bowl* so he can see it BOOM it goes all over my f1-3 keys..

i dont even know why he brought the bowl over.. such a moron
 
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