Juicy, fishy, garlicky noodles fell on and into the other girl's phone. Permeated the keypad and the receiver. Every time she picked it up to talk to someone she smelled garlic.
Well, maybe it will keep the vampires away.
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Well, maybe it will keep the vampires away.
Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her.
Tom
Tom
Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her.
Tom
Yup...
I love when people point things out on my screen with really long fingernails or a ball point pen.
Every time I bring my Macbook over to my mother's house and show her something, she insists on poking the screen and saying 'you mean this". I try to remeber that I think I love her.
Tom
Oh man, my boss does that all the time... Now whenever he does it, I take my pen with the cap off and poker him with it
Somewhere, in a darkened cellar, the OP is hiding in the corner, totally traumatised. He's turned off the lights, canceled his ADSL contract and now he just wants the world to go away.
Thats what mac rumor friends are for .......................
That cat would bite you!
LOL, are you speaking from experience? Do you know this cat???
What an awesome thread to start the day!
I really want to hurt you right now.
No kidding. Murphy is awake and lurking now.You're going to need to be extra careful from this point on just for tempting Murphy's law.
Nothing like a wonderful pic of SB to wake me up this morning.Your post is worthless without pictures.
I really want to hurt you right now.
I think that it would fall under justifiable homicide.
fat on your keyboard...man, you can have so much fun with this
you: i need my MBP fixed.
tech: there seems to be some fat deposits blocking the sensors on the keys. that is your problem right there. what happened?
you: not sure.
tech: maybe your girlfriend was near it? i saw her by the iMacs - chick looks like she's had one too many fries, a walking grease monster from the smell of it.
you: i need my MBP fixed.
tech: there seems to be some fat deposits blocking the sensors on the keys. that is your problem right there. what happened?
you: not sure.
tech: maybe your girlfriend was near it? i saw her by the iMacs - chick looks like she's had one too many fries, a walking grease monster from the smell of it.
What are you saying here, he slopped beef fat on his mbp when he was fixing his hair?
This thread is exactly why I tend to buy stuff new... I don't need cow, cat, or even girl juice on my laptop.
LOL right
theres always something to spill when cooking
whether its beef fat or water, it will ruin your computer
.... LOL...
why would it be me hes the dumbass.. i was on ichat with my friend and he wanted to see his hair cut so i showed him on video then he has like a bowl of like sheapards pie... and it has alot of greese hes like you want some?? your hungry?? *tilts bowl* *tilts bowl* so he can see it BOOM it goes all over my f1-3 keys..
i dont even know why he brought the bowl over.. such a moron
why would it be me hes the dumbass.. i was on ichat with my friend and he wanted to see his hair cut so i showed him on video then he has like a bowl of like sheapards pie... and it has alot of greese hes like you want some?? your hungry?? *tilts bowl* *tilts bowl* so he can see it BOOM it goes all over my f1-3 keys..
i dont even know why he brought the bowl over.. such a moron
What are you saying here, he slopped beef fat on his mbp when he was fixing his hair?
HAHA!!!! I was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!