If you don't want to go back and read all the posts, here is a summarization of most of them:
Until Apple releases a proper iPad for me as a pro I think Apple has gone downhill. Being that I'm not a consumer as those are only grandmas who use computers for opening up a web browser. The new iPad is a POS. They need to add 16gb of memory, give it a keyboard, add a trackpad to the keyboard, preferably with force touch. Make the screen bigger and add a 1TB drive and have it run full OS X applications. I also want it to have a file system so it's more usable. Maybe attach the screen to the keyboard permanently so it's not as wobbly as the surfacebook. I think an intel processor in there would be good too because the iPad I haven't even seen yet feels slow.
Reviewers are definitely getting paid billions by apple to make their products seem better than they are. I mean come on? It's not even an iPad PRO. I tried running full version of adobe effects on it, and guess what? It didn't work! Wouldn't even install!! What a POS. It even sucks as a consumer device. I installed the full version of battlefield 4 and the damn thing a) doesn't load and says, you cannot run this windows exe on an iPad. It is NOT a replacement because it requires a PC since iPads don't even have Direct X. Talk about being behind the time apple. I'm surprised reviewers didn't mention anything about that, those kiss as**s. They are definitely getting paid and get free tickets to the events for omitting my needs from their reviews which clearly reflect all the other professionals.
Even though I haven't used it yet, I can't believe they only put 2gb of ram. I need more RAM. I'm a pro damnit! Pro's need at least 16gb of RAM. I don't know anything about memory optimization, but I do know that Android tablets and surfaces have more. Apple is just losing their touch, Steve would never allow them to only put 2gb of RAM on the device. I mean... with only 2.. it's like... you know, not enough RAM. We need more RAM. Otherwise it's a consumer device with less RAM. I think it would be ok if they put at least 3GB of RAM and then Apple would just RAM them all.
There you have it, the new Apple wishlist everyone wants.