Also, if Samsung would just remove their damn name from the top front and redesign that speaker up top then the phone would be so much more appealing to me.
It's likely partly a legal trade dress defense. A big name on a device is a mark that helps prevent Apple from claiming that consumers are "confused" about whether something is an iPhone or not.
(For example, the makers of Excedrin PM sued the makers of Tylenol PM, for using a similar "PM" name, colors, even box visuals. They lost the case because the court ruled the name "Tylenol" was well known enough to alert the consumer.)
Who makes a fraction of the profits in the same mobile space. That would be Samsung. In fact, they've been losing billions needing the greater Samsung conglomeration to subsidize it.
That's not even close to being a "fact".
Samsung Electronic's mobile division has consistently made billions in profit each quarter.
Do they make as much profit per phone as Apple? No, nobody does. But you know what? Their lower priced devices, along with billions invested to help create the world cellular networks, are the drivers that allowed the entire world... rich or poor... to go mobile over the past two decades.
That incredible world network is a ready made marketplace that Apple came late to, and rode on the back of. The iPhone could not exist without it.
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As for mocking not having a headphone jack, yeah, companies should avoid making fun of anything that their competitors do, since they themselves might do the same thing later. It can often come back to haunt them.
For example, like how Apple claimed 4" was the perfect screen size, or that smaller tablets would require sandpapered fingertips
