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Abstract said:
When I was out to snorkel last week, I had to pee, so I did it in the Indian Ocean. Five times. Out of curiosity, I stretched my waistband out and used my goggle to look underwater to see if any of my urine was "loitering" inside my boardies. Yeah, there was some just sifting around in there, so I tried getting rid of it.

The next day, I got an eye infection. :cool:
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hahahaha...thankfully, i've never had any adverse side effects, other than some discoloration on a white pair of board shorts....ewwwwww.

this is gross though:

my surf buddy and i were free diving in an old limestone quarry that's set up for free divers and scuba divers with old boats on the bottom to explore. my friend told me that while i came up for air, he took a dump in the old bathroom of one of the boats. he said that at 40ft depth, poop looks like brown ramen noodles. :D

(mostly because of the pressure of the depth and having to hold your breath for so long haha.)
 
Abstract said:
When I was out to snorkel last week, I had to pee, so I did it in the Indian Ocean. Five times.
Out of curiosity, I stretched my waistband out and used my goggle to look underwater to see if any of my urine was "loitering" inside my boardies. Yeah, there was some just sifting around in there, so I tried getting rid of it.

The next day, I got an eye infection. :cool:
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Umm... Have you thought of taking up a different hobby? :p
 
russed said:
those capacitors, when fully charged are bloody lethal. in a D&T class many years ago we had to design a new paper outer to go on one, and me being me i took it apart thinking how much damage can a camera do to me!

touched a contact and i flew across the room. i was twitching for a few hours after that.


then to make matters worse i did it again - i presumed it must have fully discharged on me, but it hadnt and so i got another, but stilghtly less powerful shock!
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I discharged a flashbulb capacitor with a screwdriver the other day (rather than my finger)... nearly blew myself up. Also arc welded the cap to my screwdriver. :eek:

Umm... shameful secrets... I once had a week where I spent more hours in bootcamp than OSX.
 
I slept through a volunteer firefighter call.

I wouldn't have gotten on one of the trucks, within 3 minutes of the call one of the trucks had already left the station, and I'm about 5 minutes away. I would have just sat at the station..

:shrugs:
 
job said:
my surf buddy and i were free diving in an old limestone quarry that's set up for free divers and scuba divers with old boats on the bottom to explore. my friend told me that while i came up for air, he took a dump in the old bathroom of one of the boats. he said that at 40ft depth, poop looks like brown ramen noodles. :D
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My friend tried to take a "dump" while standing in a lake 4 years ago. We were camping. Guess what went "up" that hole. :eek:
 
Abstract said:
My friend tried to take a "dump" while standing in a lake 4 years ago. We were camping. Guess what went "up" that hole. :eek:
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Hahaha do we really want to know? :p
 
I don't like/ understand why people go with small sizes when they go out to get food. I mean honestly if you are paying for food why go for the worse value and get less food when you should really be hungary in the first place, if your not you probably shouldn't be eating. (As you can tell I work in the food industry)

And I talk about Apple to anybody that will listen...

Also, I screwed up my brothers PC on purpose to show him how much better Macs are. (I really should fix it)
 
mad jew said:
Wait, are you English? Is that per hour?
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ha, surely he didn't mean £ <- pound as in currency. <shrugs> :D

edit: damn, I missed the white text, what an amateur I am. :eek:

p.s. I have a bit of a shameful secret about 5000 miles away
 
All this 'dumping' talk has reminded me of a long forgotten shameful secret. While working on a photographic lab once I rushed to the loo, busting but it was occupied. I had no choice but to take a dump in a plastic bag in my darkroom and carry it out to the rubbish bin.
 
im 15, and i lost to a 6 year old in a tubing competition
(throw the other guy off the tube while the boats going)
 
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