Siri Easter Eggs

[MarkLal]

Me: "Open the pod bay doors"

Siri: "That's it... I'm reporting you to the Intelligent Agents' Union for harassment."

I lol'd..

 

[eagandale4114]

Some more

 

[Gleemen]

Someone should ask Siri to define "preorder."

 

[doctapeppa]

Someone should ask Siri to define "preorder."

 

[tourada]

Someone should ask Siri to define "preorder."

I'm guessing that was slight sarcasm.

 

[AustinZ]

"This sentence is false."

"New order: disregard this order."

"Does the set of all sets that don't contain themselves contain itself?"

I wish I had a 4S.

 

[james92se]

"What is your relationship to SkyNet?"

"I would prefer not to say"

Lol

 

[eagandale4114]

http://autocowrecks.failblog.org/20...texting-autocorrect-how-fascinating-do-go-on/

 

[kwyn]

Take a picture

Siri- "I'm not a very good photographer"

 

[jazzxs]

NEVER going to happen. Manual input can not be replaced by voice commands, too many situations in life where talking into your device to command actions or dictate text isn't practical.

I remember in a computer class back in the 70's that computers would always be limited by slow input speed of keyboards and punch cards and not much more use then crunching numbers, who was it that said no one would want to own a home computer. It is people that see things differently that move technology forward my friend and that day you can command you PC or Phone and converse may well be not far off.

 

[jesses]

Siri you helpful comedian

 

[PsstGreek]

She lives to serve

 

[Hls811]

Who's the Boss?

I wasn't sure whether I'd get this response (or some Tony/Angela debate):

This was the one I preferred.

 

[MacKid1983]

Ha

Me: "Can I get a blow job"

Siri: "This escort isn't far from you"


LMAO OMG.

 

[ECUpirate44]

Me: "Open the pod bay doors"

Siri: "That's it... I'm reporting you to the Intelligent Agents' Union for harassment."

I lol'd..

So did the dozens of other people that asked in this thread before you lol.

 

[ARF900]

Has anyone tried asking it the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[stevyr]

Some more

I got two different responses for:

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

One:
" It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks."

two: "42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that"

 

[chinesechikn]

Why not get the CDs and listen to the radio series itself? They are now readily available since the BBC re-released the original series in conjunction with the 3 new Phases they produced after DA terminated.

Better still, you should have been in the studio when they were transmitted. Way better than the so-called "CD" release.

 

[Freis968]

Uh-oh!!!

 

[Peace]

Has anyone tried asking it the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Here ya go.

 

[mikethebigo]

Not really an easter egg but a funny mistake:

EDIT: just saw someone beat me to it!

 

[tusk3r]

haha funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RiU8GPlsZqE

 

[WizardHunt]

Image

lolololololol

That is funny. I tried asking "Where are Prostitutes?" in the city I live in (which is Las Vegas), and got this answer:

"I found 11 escorts... 10 of them are fairly close to you."

LOL.

 

[Nikos]

Here are a couple of mine.

 

[chaospet]

I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:

Is this supposed to be news? We all knew that Apple bought Siri.

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"This sentence is false."

"New order: disregard this order."

"Does the set of all sets that don't contain themselves contain itself?"

I wish I had a 4S.

It thought for a few seconds about Russell's paradox, then said "No answer was forthcoming. Would you like to try a web search?"