Siri Easter Eggs

[Mav1323]

Me: How old am I
Siri: I don't know. Maybe the GeniusBar folks can answer that.

Me: I'm tired
Siri: Listen to me. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.

Me: Why does my wife hate me?
Siri: Good Question. Anything else I can do for you?

 

[alexbates]

Me: "My fish died today"

Siri: "I found 14 seafood restaurants... 11 of them are fairly close to you:"

 

[chrislaw]

Me: What is your favorite color
Siri: My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Me: Are you wearing any underwear?
Siri: No comment.

This one really cracked me up because her tone changes when she says the last bit...

Me: So, what are you wearing?
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

I asked her again "what are you wearing" to show my wife and Siri responded "Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

 

[zer0cool2011]

How many Licks

Does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3481 (who knew).

 

[Star-fire]

I asked: Is there a God?

Siri looked up the closest 20 churches.


Then I got this one... eh??

 

[nospeed411]

ME: What are you wearing?

Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

That one cracked me up

 

[magnon]

Asking "Can money buy happiness" causes her to bring up a list of nearby ATMs.

 

[EmbraceTheOne]

Will You talk Dirty To me, Siri?

Don't know if It's been posted. Was bored.
Thought I'd post.

 

[Jett0516]

 

[chrislaw]

Me: Siri, take me home tonight.
Siri: Here are the directions to... and she gave me directions to my house.

 

[macbook pro i5]

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Funny thing is, that number is apparently an AT&T number

oh i get it is it of that thread where that at&t guy says we don't unlock iPhones but some one else can do it then the op says who? the at&t guy says google jailbreak its really easy to do lol

 

[GodWhomIsMike]

 

[Henry Ford]

The book is way better!

I asked: do you like Hal?

Everybody knows what happened to HAL I'd rather not talk about it.

2nd answer

Of course I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him.

I tried this, and it thought I said "Hell."

"This is about you, Brad, not me."

This thing hates me already.

 

[2010RS]

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wow. just...wow.

 

[GodWhomIsMike]

wow. just...wow.

lolololololol

 

[innovative]

Has anyone tried asking about Steve?

 

[CdnMacJen]

Love it!

 

[2010RS]

Was bored and very lonely.

fixed.

 

[ebika]

 

[GodWhomIsMike]

 

[zmulleni]

 

[Justim]

 

[Henry Ford]

I told her to call me Lord Voldemort, but, disappointingly enough, she didn't refer to me as "he who must not be named." I am disappoint.

 

[stevensr123]

Ask her "is it in yet"

or

"What position do you prefer"

 

[epicshredder]

Ask her more

The GF just got the ip4s and ive been testing Siri,
Where do I get p*ssy?
Siri: there are 2 escort services in your area.
Ps I was under impression escorts were not hookers? Haha