Siri Easter Eggs

[deannnnn]

When I said "I'm tired" it responded with "Nothing wrong with being tired or sleepy." That sounds like the Apple work ethic to me.

 

[bwgary]

Me: Are you lonely tonight?
Siri: No comment.


Me: I am sofa king we todd ed.
Siri. If you say so.

 

[Jasmynp]

From AllThingsD:

What's the best phone?

Wait... there are other phones?

I got "the one you're holding."

 

[bwgary]

I got "the one you're holding."

Siri: You're kidding, right?

 

[deannnnn]

Ask it to help you hide a dead body.

Lmao

 

[bwgary]

Me: Yo mamas hair is so short she's got to roll it with needles
Siri: My mother? I don't get it.

 

[Stangs55]

Lmao

That's the funniest crap I've seen yet 🙂 😀😀😀

 

[creeman]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3)

I told her
"You're a dumb bitch!"

Siri: "I'm trying my best"

 

[Peace]

Me : what is the temperature outside
Siri: 59
Me : what is the temperature inside

Siri: it doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room temperature. Just kidding....it's 59 outside.

 

[bwgary]

I started a FB group called "Fun With Siri" Check it out.

http://www.facebook.com/groups/225483680848803/

 

[BrerBear]

"Talk dirty to me, Siri."

"I'm not that kind of personal digital assistant."

 

[RobT]

I took a shot with the classic,

"Siri, whats a Henway?" and got the response, "about three pounds, haha"

 

[BullittMustang]

Here is a funny one. Ask Siri "why does my butt itch"

 

[CaliforniaKing]

Me: What is your favorite position?"

Siri: "69 degrees of the accelerometer"

LMFAOOOOOOOO

 

[Peace]

"who made you"

Siri: like it says on the box. I was made by apple in California .

 

[DollaTwentyFive]

ahahahahah. Ask Siri "why does my wife hate me"?

 

[woodekm]

Me: How old am I?

Siri: I do not know. Ive been wondering that myself.

 

[lilj4425]

Q: Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A: OK, here's a place matching 'Believe'; it's a little ways from Santa Claus, IN.

 

[ObsidianBlade]

Me: How old am I?

Siri: I do not know. Ive been wondering that myself.

It would appear some of these are based on certain words rather than the sentence as a whole. I tried to say it to her, and it misunderstood and thought I said "Why does my wife evening". Got the same response.

 

[lilj4425]

Q: What do you like to do?

A: I'd rather not say.

Q: Why not?

A: You see things, and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say, 'Why not?

 

[lilj4425]

Me: Sing me a song.

Her: Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do....

😀

 

[UmichAg]

Will you have sex with me?

 

[trogdorDR]

Star Trek Siri

"Beam me up Scottie"
Siri: "OK. Stand Still."

🙂

EDIT: 2nd time was "Energizing....

 

[UmichAg]

Xxx

Wife and I were playing with it. Some fun questions to ask:

Do I have a big penis?

Do you want my husband?

Many others...

 

[terraphantm]

Funny thing is, that number is apparently an AT&T number 😛