Stop calling people who want a dedicated graphics card children. You don't know what you talking about. First of all people do a lot of graphics work on laptops, using it as a desktop replacement rather than placing it on their legs. That doesn't work so well with the 17" for example.
Besides if an adult wants to play a PC game or two they are allowed to do so without your patronising tone.
OOOOppppsss.... are the school's out already?
Time to have your sweets and play on your XBox.
There's a good boy. Pat. Pat.