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~Shard~ said:
Indeed... ;) All in the same minute too...

Actually it's ironic, I believe I reported that same guy when he was signed is as "Skareb" and got him banned then as well... :D
Well he was probably the first in this thread IP banned. :D

At least the question has been answered, so this thread can now be closed.

Note: These threads are always so much fun, because someone in it almost always gets banned. :p
 
CanadaRAM said:
Ah - Jordan - all is revealed. A serial bannee...

He had a short half-life (about 5 minutes) as Dam_the_mods this evening complaining about being banned.
Then damn the mods, then Spamming is fun, then spamming is fun2, then....
 
Originally Posted by Durandal7
The Five Eras of the Macrumors Forums

Chapter 1
In the beginning there was blakespot and he said "let there be forums" and there were forums. Thus the Macrumors forums were created. The ability to allow comments on news articles began to draw a community that soon swelled to near 1500 and there was rejoicing. Alongside the rejoicing came flamewars, but mostly rejoicing.

Chapter 2
But alas, not all was well in the Macrumors forums, the admins grew dissatisfied with the rather primitive comment system and thus the site integrated a new backend. Gone was the primitive comment system and in it's place stood the glorious pillar that was vBulliten. And so it came to pass that in April of the year of our lord 2001 all of the existing members departed on an exodus to the new forums.

Chapter 3
Bu August 2001 the ranks of Macrumors began to swell and many familiar faces such as dukestreet began to arrive. Over the next few months Macrumors enjoyed a massive influx of new sane users. But in Feburary 2002 the serenity was shattered. A chosen son was cast out of the glorious forums by God himself, never to return. The message was clear: "One cannot go aginst the word of God." And while most accepted this a few dissented and were exiled or fled.

Chapter 4
Community Discussion was enjoying it's golden age until it was shattered. A massive influx of posters with no other purpose then political discussion arrived. The sane members fled while a few were trapped by the Siren's call of flame bait. Finally the political threads were exiled to the darkest corner of the forums, in the hopes that they would never be seen again. The demi-gods began to roam the Earth alongside mortals in this time, it was a time of magic and strife. The Gods even delegated some of their powers to a few Chosen Ones.

Chapter 5
We now live in the fifth era. New members who somehow accumulate massive amounts in a short time continually amaze while Hell's minions still attempt their occasional attack on the forums.
 
Lacero said:
We now live in the fifth era. New members who somehow accumulate massive amounts in a short time continually amaze

I would just like to say, that if this applies to me, it has to apply to Shard too. And that's the end of the story. :D
 
grapes911 said:
Actually, I think you are second. Better luck next time. :D

Indeed, he never was on top of things but he was persistent.

In the end, he won't succeed. Persistence is futile.
 
mkrishnan said:
I would just like to say, that if this applies to me, it has to apply to Shard too. And that's the end of the story. :D
Yeah, you guys really need to slow down.
 
mkrishnan said:
I would just like to say, that if this applies to me, it has to apply to Shard too.
Yes, you two seem to be crazy mad posters.

If Durandal is still around, perhaps he can enlighten us on when we could be expecting the sixth era. The Era of Atonement, perhaps?
 
mkrishnan said:
I would just like to say, that if this applies to me, it has to apply to Shard too. And that's the end of the story. :D

Guilty as charged my friend. ;)

jsw said:
Yeah, you guys really need to slow down.

I thought I already explained to you that I am compensating for my future absences on MacRumors in the upcoming months... ;) Yeah, I know, poor excuse...

Lacero said:
Yes, you two seem to be crazy mad posters.

Well, it's no 17.95 posts a day... :eek: :p ;)
 
I think that after a couple thousand posts you should be given 1 free ban

then i could ban whomever i please... muhahahaha

(thats two evil laughs in one thread... a new record for me!)
 
vniow said:
Hrm?

Don't think so...
Oh. Ok... I guess I can stop feeling guilty then and go back to wondering whether Lacero is a male or female, but being afraid to ask in order to preserve her (or his) privacy.

I gotta get me one of them "life"-thingies I keep hearing about.
 
go on, who dare go the furthest in giving details of their banning...i dare you!!! :D
 
WinterMute said:
Yeah, but not the moral, social and financial ruination of Great Britain, eh?;) :rolleyes:


i would say that is rather debatable, but hey lets not get on to good old maggie again

who fancies getting banned?
 
russed said:
i would say that is rather debatable, but hey lets not get on to good old maggie again

who fancies getting banned?

Oh, I can help you out on that one if you like, just remind me again of why Maggie T was the greatest leader we ever had and my finger hits the big, red button on a reflex....:D :D :D

Damn, it's been nearly 20 years, you think I'd mellow out a bit huh?:)
 
WinterMute said:
Oh, I can help you out on that one if you like, just remind me again of why Maggie T was the greatest leader we ever had and my finger hits the big, red button on a reflex....:D :D :D

Damn, it's been nearly 20 years, you think I'd mellow out a bit huh?:)

oh well, at least she is still remembered - more than can be said for john major - he was cool, his dad owned a gnome company!
 
russed said:
oh well, at least she is still remembered - more than can be said for john major - he was cool, his dad owned a gnome company!
Isn't John remembered as the only person to run away from the circus to become an accountant.I'll stay off Thatch cause I'll just get banned(or maybe not)
:D
Oh and for shagging Edwina Curry whilst banging on about family values.
2nd Oh and for tucking his shirt into his underpants,quite memorable really.
 
I got banned once because the moderators sent me a IM that I didn't know I had to reply because of an issue with other person.

It was shocking :(
 
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