i learn something new every day. Thanks for that info. Too bad about the lack of understanding. You could use one of my tried and true methods of resolution.
1. Start crying. Works 89.72% of the time. Tears + runny nose boosts effectiveness by 7%
2. Lie. Pretend to speak with your editor on your phone. Be overheard stating that you have confirmation of negligence and the "article" can be released as is. 66% effective. Claiming you were assaulted by employee gets another 32.61% boost.
3. Slowly strip naked in the store. By the time you've removed your t-shirt a new product should be in your hands. 100% effective.