Logical gaffes and why Steve Jobs is a highly evolved koala bear
Not at all. I'm a little older than Jobs, and I can recognize obvious misdirection when I see it... just as many others can.
But apparently you haven't been around long enough to recognize the ability for the human mind to interpret any set of words in any given way the reader chooses--and usually that interpretation hinges on the reader's hopes or preconceptions.
Jobs ALWAYS chooses his words very carefully, so that they appear to mean more than they do. Where did he explicitly state he wasn't dying? He didn't.
You've just illustrated my point. Your logic goes like this: "Jobs doesn't say he's not dying, therefore, he must be dying." That kind of rationalization is pointless. What would you be saying if Jobs
had said he's not dying. Let me guess...
"Ah... but Jobs just means he's not in the
actual act of dying as he writes this. Tricky bastard!"
You can't make assumptions on the basis of what you perceive as intentionally omitted information. For example, I'm a big fan of koala bears and it's my firm belief that Steve Jobs is, in fact, a highly evolved form of koala bear. Don't believe it? Well, show me where
in his entire life he denies being a highly evolved form of koala bear. You can't, can you? Logically, you must now accept the fact that Steve Jobs is a highly evolved form of koala bear.
Right?
He used the same kind of song and dance when he says stuff like "and boy have we patented it", which the masses swooned over without thinking about it.
There
are patents associated with the technology in the iPhone. I think you've mistaken a moment of levity for some kind of hidden message or attempt at mass mind control. Apple has had two prior hits--the Mac and the iPod--and both have been copied from endlessly. I think that was Steve's way of saying they've learned their lessons and have patented their ideas this time around.
He's very good at sleight of word, and I hope he gets a chance to continue doing it. But I admire him much more for spending Christmas with his family instead of preparing for a show.
I agree but I don't buy your viewpoint.
And let me ask you this. Steve states flatly in his message that he is recovering from his current condition. If it's a terminal condition, how could he state that he is recovering from it? How does that sit with your theory that he's actually dying and dancing around the fact?