Steve Jobs to Give Keynote at WWDC on June 9th

[bpa1093]

Let me guess..

"First off, I'd like to share a few statistics with you"

 

[MightyB]

Good News: It's my birthday so I will be able to spend $$'s!!!

Bad News: I'll be on vacation with limited internet access. :-(

 

[Prometheus2000]

Jesus second coming!

Well not quite but still...

But great, I like to listen to Steve's presentation, he has a very good way to present and explain things. I would buy an iToilett from him if he would present one, with speakers and integrated iPod of course.

Just contrast that with people like Steve "Monkeyman" Balmer.

Jesus.

A.B.

 

[iSlave]

Maybe that's what the picture of the bridge represents? Steve Jobs' two fingers to Ballmer off in the distance?

 

[JeffDM]

I can't say anyone should be surprised by this, although maybe there's a chance of another "tag team" keynote like last year.

 

[iSlave]

I can't say anyone should be surprised by this, although maybe there's a chance of another "tag team" keynote like last year.

A tag team?? Ooh Jobs and Schiller in spandex....lemme at 'em!!!

 

[Phillyzero]

Yeah, it's no surprise, or really that newsworthy either (unless info was somehow leaked about what he'd be saying).

 

[Santa Rosa]

A tag team?? Ooh Jobs and Schiller in spandex....lemme at 'em!!!

Thats instantly what I thought with the term "tag team" lol, but then it got more twisted as I thought it was "double team" you get the jist... lets not go there lol

 

[Sky Blue]

Well that's a shock, I thought Papa Lazarou was going to do it.

Dave? Your mmmmmmyyyyyy iPhone nooow!

 

[Quillz]

I guess as obvious as it is, things like this always have to be officially confirmed.

 

[Prometheus2000]

Maybe that's what the picture of the bridge represents? Steve Jobs' two fingers to Ballmer off in the distance?

I think the rumor has it that now that they didn't spend all that money on the Yahoo deal, Ballmer is ordering a Macbook Air a day and smashes it as first thing in the morning to get the mind clear for having to work on a Vista machine all day long....

 

[stagi]

i hope they announce a new tablet device. and of course the next iphone

 

[MidiMonk]

Maybe his wi-fi will continuously drop and will get acknowledgment that MBP's have a big problem.

Oh wait, it doesn't exist

 

[headfuzz]

"And one more thing... Apple has today acquired Yahoo!"

 

[phatspider]

Anyone want to bet on a black turtleneck, blue jeans, and white sneakers?

New Balance

 

[funkyp56]

I thought this was sorta funny.....maybe not........


You are chatting with Renee D, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Renee D. Welcome to Apple!
Good morning.

I think there is a problem with the website. It wont let me buy an iPhone
it says currently unavailable

Am i on the wrong screen?

At this time, I do not have any specific information. You can view the most up-to-date availability of the [product] online http://apple.com/store.

ok. Can I buy them somewhere else?

You can try the Apple Store in your area or the nearest AT&T store.

Im not sure I understanf, is it currently unavailable from my computer or could I use another computer to buy one

apologize for the inconvenience, but the iPhone is currently unavailable for purchase from the Apple Online Store.

Thanks Renee

 

[jhkaplan]

Announcing the "iPhone Black"! The same old phone you love, but now in rich, deep "Black"!

You might not be that far off...

http://www.boygeniusreport.com/2008/05/12/iphone-black-found-on-atts-site-no-were-not-racist/

 

[gkarris]

Great... now what's he going to give it about?

It would be hilarious if he introduced the new iPhone without 3G. FANBOY RIOT!!!

Instead, Jobs will announce his retirement and the sale of the company to Michael Dell....

 

[berkleeboy210]

OMG! I think I'm going to pass out this news is SOOOO shocking!!! Not!

Bring on June 9th! iPhone 2.0 and iTablet!

 

[Lesser Evets]

a) Mac Book air improved - bigger hard drive *crowd squeals and swoons*
b) iPhone is improved - more memory *crowd squeal erupts*
c) MacPros improved - bigger hard drives *crowd begins in surge*
d) iMacs improved - bigger hard drives * crowd pushes forward in anger*

ONE MORE THING...

e) iMacs have colors again! *crowd kills Steve Jobs*

 

[mmendoza27]

If I remember correctly, doesn't Steve usually give the keynote on Tuesday? Isn't it kind of weird that he's doing it on Monday?

 

[gkarris]

a) Mac Book air improved - bigger hard drive *crowd squeals and swoons*
b) iPhone is improved - more memory *crowd squeal erupts*
c) MacPros improved - bigger hard drives *crowd begins in surge*
d) iMacs improved - bigger hard drives * crowd pushes forward in anger*

ONE MORE THING...

e) iMacs have colors again! *crowd kills Steve Jobs*

Meanwhile, the Mini continues to be sold with the same specs, price, and the wonderful GMA950 graphics chip....

 

[Kar98]

"That's right folks. We're bringing back Mac OS 7"

...and now that we switched to Intel CPUs, and just bought a chip manufacturer, we're going back to Motorola. Also, Microsoft will ditch Vista and replace it with a Windows-skinned OSX 10.6. And since the Hammerhead GPS chipset only costs $2 a pop, we'll be adding TomTom 7 to the iPhone.

 

[berkleeboy210]

a) Mac Book air improved - bigger hard drive *crowd squeals and swoons*
b) iPhone is improved - more memory *crowd squeal erupts*
c) MacPros improved - bigger hard drives *crowd begins in surge*
d) iMacs improved - bigger hard drives * crowd pushes forward in anger*

ONE MORE THING...

e) iMacs have colors again! *crowd kills Steve Jobs*

give me a macbook air, $200 cheaper, with a 160gb standard drive, and i'm sold.

 

[twoodcc]

i guess all kinda knew that this was coming. though i thought it was usually on a tuesday