The point of us "iPad haters" coming here is to explain to people why they're making a mistake. It seems everyone has fallen into the "if-Apple-makes-a-portable-device-that-isn't-a-Mac-then-it-must-be-good" mentality, which is not a good way of thinking. People need to know that there are devices that have the same form factor as an iPad (tablet, not necessarily the same screen size though), but do everything the iPad does-- plus more-- better. And then there's netbooks, which would fit most iPad users' needs.
I see. So basically you are here to say that everyone that doesn't agree with you, despite perfectly rational reasoning, is an idiot.
You in:
1876: Who needs to be bothered with a telephone to relay messages when you have a telegraph?
1877: Who needs an electric light when fire is free?
1885: who needs a car when you have horses and buggies?
1947: Who needs a freezer when you have an ice box and ice man to service it?
1982: Why by CDs when cassette tapes are half the price?
Oh and there is an iPad-like device that comes with the Apple ecosystem & build quality, and usable GUI? Please do tell. There are plenty of PMPs, yes. But the iPad is more than a simple PMP.