I was in a Physics lab during the announcement. I have just now had a chance to look it over.
Here is my response:
UTTER NONSENSE. COMPLETE, BAFFLING, BLASPHEMOUS NONSENSE.
What IS this?! Where do they get off?! What gives them the RIGHT to do this?!
Who in the... what in the... why.
Why. That's all. No more, no less. WHY.
WHY would they do this?
This tells us several things:
1. I was RIGHT. They COULD NOT fit the full Tylersburg into the current case. Why the didn't just make it longer, I'll never know.
2. I was RIGHT. They chose two 16x and two 4x over four 16x slots.
3. I was HALF-RIGHT. They put one DVI and one Mini DisplayPort on their graphics cards, meaning I only have to buy ONE adapter to use both of my displays.
4. We were SORT OF RIGHT. AirPort is still optional, for whatever unjust reason.
5. I was RIGHT. SATA SuperDrives, and faster, too.
6. I was RIGHT. No Blu-ray.

7.
In addition:
1. I was WRONG. 640GB standard instead of 500GB. I don't feel too bad.

2. I was WRONG. Radeon 4870 instead of GTX 260. The 4870 is slightly slower, apparently.
3. I was WRONG. NO Quadro option AT ALL. Strange...
4. I was WRONG. Four FireWire 800 instead of just two. Again, I don't feel bad about being wrong.
In addition, I was COMPLETELY right about the Mac Mini, so that is awesome.
I hope that these two threads show my critics that, while I am pessimistic, I'm generally RIGHT. Cool. This thread can be sent to the annals of history now.
Addendum:
Mhmm...
Very nice.
Addendum addendum:
Yes... Oh, yes... I'm still getting one today. I'll post specs once I have made my final decision on them, but I'm pretty sure I know what I'm getting.