The Human Body Revision B

[sushi]

Get rid of aging and all the problems associated with it.

Instead, just have an expiration date!

 

[Veldek]

Never been to Germany? It'd get pretty boring.

Self-healing powers would be great.

 

[mad jew]

Just kidding mate. You know we love ya.

Back on topic, the only area I think we could improve is perhaps in our imagination.

 

[MACDRIVE]

Back on topic, the only area I think we could improve is perhaps in our imagination.

You mean like this?

 

[mad jew]

Yeah, but with less long-term psychological effects.

 

[0098386]

Missile launcher concealed in the hood compartment.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

How about all men being created equal with standardsized equipment?

I don't see why some of us should have to downgrade, thank you very much...

Extra arms might be useful on occasion, though.

 

[Palad1]

In order to be perfect, the Human body rev.B should include:

• 3rd eye
• an extra set of pseudopods under the chin for 'extra-precise manipulation'
• Wings!
• Gills
• Radiation-proof skin.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[skunk]

arrogant machinery.

I like it.

 

[Queso]

Bigger shoulders and more body hair for the men.

 

[dmw007]

The hardware is solid, it's the firmware that needs work.

Oh how true!

How about never getting fat? Wouldn't that be sweet?

That would be awesome!

We could eat all that we ever wanted and never gain a pound.

 

[dops7107]

Rumour has it the Rev. B human will be out next Tuesday.

 

[Flenz]

I'd want antlers

Flenz

 

[Lau]

I'd want antlers

Now I do too.

I'd go with a prehensile tail and a reset button.

 

[eva01]

Make the p53 gene more resistant to spontaneous mutations that leads to numerous types of cancers and also have a second sort of ribcage to protect the abdominal cavity.

That is about the only two things that i would want different.

Well actually i would change the CF allele so that it was on two genes instead of one. So it would be a discontinuous variation instead of continuous.

 

[Oryan]

How about including an owner's manual.

 

[Queso]

I'd go with a prehensile tail and a reset button.

Tails would be good, but only if we could wag them like dogs can. You could see instantly who was in a good mood

 

[iGary]

Better spine.

 

[skunk]

You could see instantly who was in a good mood

You already can if they're male. That flashing light is a dead giveaway.

 

[mkrishnan]

Transferrable consciousness and duplicate bodies. Okay, okay, I just want to be the blond Cylon. You're frakkin' right.

 

[spicyapple]

I wouldn't mind wings, adamantium claws, and super healing abilities. And telepathy...

 

[atszyman]

I'd move waste disposal away from recreational areas.

I'd separate the breathing/eating orifices to eliminate choking. Opt the breathing to have a couple widely separated paths so asphyxiation would be nearly impossible.

 

[iBlue]

The teeth and the spine seem to be somewhat delicate for a relatively durable species otherwise. I wish these were a bit more durable/resilient.

 

[XNine]

Better spine.

Well, quit letting your significant other give you the Spine Buster™ (this is also my signature move btw).

I would definitely stop hair loss, allergies (people invest billions into cures for everything else, but oh god no not allergies), and definitely stronger bones.

 

[EGT]

A neck like an owl so the head could turn almost 180 degrees. Owl style vision would be pretty sweet too.

Longer metabolism. We need to eat far too often.

The ability to stay underwater for 20-30 minutes. Webbed hands and feet!

iPod built into the palm of your hand!