Sidebar Sidebar
Become a MacRumors Supporter for $50/year with no ads, ability to filter front page stories, and private forums.

The Human Body Revision B

I would totally redesign the human reproduction system. No more reproduction happening inside human bodies. I would also remove the whole system of having periods, remove everything causing PMS, and as the majority of the humans are lazy, make the fat cells get lazier - to not store food in fat when there is an abundance of it. Maybe making humans lay eggs like fish would be more neutral - at least better than the actual system.
Making humans be able to change the sex based on how one feels could bring interesting (i.e. be a woman one day, a man another day) opportunities. Oh, and change the skin color too based on how one feels. (no need for lie detectors ...)
Better telepathy (would render mobile phones useless).
Flying ability.
 
erickkoch said:
I would remove nipples from men. We don't need them.
Click to expand...
We need them just as much as women need fat in their breasts. They really only need the milk glands. Nippleless men and flatbreasted women.

I have to say I prefer it the way it is.
*strokes nipple*
 
I would also put male gonads in a more secure location, inside the body as in females. It would reduce groin injuries, it would also reduce those annoying "funniest home videos" shows which seem to glorify videos of males getting hit in the nuts.

I've always though pointy ears like the elves have in LOTR would be more attractive than the stubby round ones that we have.
 
erickkoch said:
I would also put male gonads in a more secure location, inside the body as in females. It would reduce groin injuries, it would also reduce those annoying "funniest home videos" shows which seem to glorify videos of males getting hit in the nuts.
Click to expand...
They're in their current position on the outside of the body because the optimum temperature for producing sperm is a couple of degrees lower than body temperature – however, so sort of natural 'armour protection' might be worthwhile considering. :p
 
erickkoch said:
I would remove nipples from men. We don't need them.

Yes, it might look funny at first, but we'll get used to it.

Edit: Oh, and I'd add night vision. I'm tired of stubbing my toe late at night getting up to get a glass of water.
Click to expand...

I've said it before and I'll say it again, nipples on men can be stimulated! I like my girl playing with my nipples, lol. I know I will get flamed for this but I don't care.

David
 
Define 'went active' for me :). Mine haven't done so yet, and I really wish they would. They feel nothing at all.

But having said that, I love nipples and I love pecs and I'll jump at the chance to stimulate either on a hot guy :D.

e
 
eva01 said:
Make the p53 gene more resistant to spontaneous mutations that leads to numerous types of cancers and also have a second sort of ribcage to protect the abdominal cavity.

That is about the only two things that i would want different.

Well actually i would change the CF allele so that it was on two genes instead of one. So it would be a discontinuous variation instead of continuous.
Click to expand...


Kajdfjfnas;jfva;adjfh;askjdfaksjcn;asodhf;kcmn ;xokj.Oh no!!!!!!!!! You have made my firmware confused!!!!!





:p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Register on MacRumors! This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.
Top Bottom
Back