Invites Are Coming - It's A Done Deal!
Guys, I have it on the best of authorities that the invites are coming out today. See, during the last full moon, I swung a dead chicken in a bag over my head 13 times while repeating "Steve Jobs, you must deliver on Oct. 14". Then I buried the chicken in my back yard. Well, early this morning, mushrooms sprouted on the very spot where I buried the chicken!!!
So, there you have it from the best of authorities: the invites are coming today and the event will be on the 14th. I'll bet all the new polyester curtains in my double-wide. It's a done deal. There's just no arguing with the mushrooms...
Sorry, just couldn't resist havin' a little fun with this...hope it eases the tension a bit.
Guys, I have it on the best of authorities that the invites are coming out today. See, during the last full moon, I swung a dead chicken in a bag over my head 13 times while repeating "Steve Jobs, you must deliver on Oct. 14". Then I buried the chicken in my back yard. Well, early this morning, mushrooms sprouted on the very spot where I buried the chicken!!!
So, there you have it from the best of authorities: the invites are coming today and the event will be on the 14th. I'll bet all the new polyester curtains in my double-wide. It's a done deal. There's just no arguing with the mushrooms...
Sorry, just couldn't resist havin' a little fun with this...hope it eases the tension a bit.