A bald head is a solar collector for a s-x machine... And some people have no choice. I started losing my hair at 20, how about you, SFjohn? And *most* women LOVE bald men. Really...
I remember thinking about paying for Rogaine, or letting it all go. So I could pay nearly a hundred dollars EVERY MONTH, with no guarantee that it would ever work or keep working to try to bribe my hair to stay, or spend that nearly hundred dollars on tequila, travel, beer, bike and computer parts? Vanity lost that one...