Okay, so I made a total ass out of a while ago.
I was going from the grocery to the car when I noticed a clunker in a handicapped spot with a license plate that said "STIGG."
I got a kick out of it, briefly entertained the idea of taking a picture but thought better of it and went to my car and loaded groceries.
As I was coming out of the parking lot, I noticed an older black guy loading his stuff into the car. He must have been in his 60s or 70s but he had a BT earpiece, so he wasn't OLD old.
As I drove by, I stuck my head out the window and said, "Hey, nice plates!" Then, for some reason I can't quite fathom I found myself saying, "Hahaha, so you're the black Stig, hahaha!" as I drove by. As I was saying this, it occurred to me that Stig was spelled with one G and not two and this guy was WELL outside the Top Gear demographic.
A few seconds after that, I found myself sliding down my seat b/c I had a feeling that he probably thought I was some dumb, racist punk and from that dirty look I got in the rearview mirror, I think I was right.
I was going from the grocery to the car when I noticed a clunker in a handicapped spot with a license plate that said "STIGG."
I got a kick out of it, briefly entertained the idea of taking a picture but thought better of it and went to my car and loaded groceries.
As I was coming out of the parking lot, I noticed an older black guy loading his stuff into the car. He must have been in his 60s or 70s but he had a BT earpiece, so he wasn't OLD old.
As I drove by, I stuck my head out the window and said, "Hey, nice plates!" Then, for some reason I can't quite fathom I found myself saying, "Hahaha, so you're the black Stig, hahaha!" as I drove by. As I was saying this, it occurred to me that Stig was spelled with one G and not two and this guy was WELL outside the Top Gear demographic.
A few seconds after that, I found myself sliding down my seat b/c I had a feeling that he probably thought I was some dumb, racist punk and from that dirty look I got in the rearview mirror, I think I was right.