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The worst movie you ever saw

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I was 13 years old, and old enough to make my way around town on the metro transit system (read: city bus) on my own.

Anyway, I had won a radio contest to where I was given two free tickets at the movie theaters at a shopping mall to see Leonard: Part 6. I'm thinking to myself, "Bill Cosby! this should be great!" It was hyped as one of the funniest movies of the year...

I walk into the theater, which there were no more than 20 people in the theater. I kid you not: the best part of the movie were the previews for the Fat Boys movie, Disorderlies, La Bamba, and Richard Pryor's Critical Condition.

10 minutes into the movie, my friends and I walked out, headed straight for the video arcade. You know it has to be bad if the Fat Boys made a "better" movie than Leonard: Part 6.

BL.
 
The only 2 movies I ever walked out of: Observe & Report and Brooklyn's Finest
 
The Syfy channel movie "Battle of Los Angeles" (Not Battle: Los Angeles). It's rated one of the worst movies ever made and I guarantee that most people here could not stand watching it for more then 20 minutes.

The reviews in IMDB for the movie are pretty humorous :D.

Wow, it's actually still on Netflix. Watch it for 10 - 15 minutes if you can :D.
 
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People here saw so few bad movies. I don't have that luck:

- Dragon Ball (Live action). BAD. This one, is better.
- Avatar Last Airbender. BAD. BLASPHEMY
- The American (with George Clooney). BAD AND SLOOOOOW
- Your Highness (2011). DISGUSTING, TERRIBLE. Not finished. Just not bother with this one!
- Cloud Atlas. SLOOW AND STUPID. DON'T GO NOWHERE!
- A Millons Ways to die in the west. SAME AS YOUR Highness.
- BORAT. Just say no after 10 minutes
- The Dictator. I don't learn the lecction with borath. 1-2 good jokes, max
- Mortal Kombat II


And much more, but I don't want to depress more...
 
bradl said:
I was 13 years old, and old enough to make my way around town on the metro transit system (read: city bus) on my own.

Anyway, I had won a radio contest to where I was given two free tickets at the movie theaters at a shopping mall to see Leonard: Part 6. I'm thinking to myself, "Bill Cosby! this should be great!" It was hyped as one of the funniest movies of the year...

I walk into the theater, which there were no more than 20 people in the theater. I kid you not: the best part of the movie were the previews for the Fat Boys movie, Disorderlies, La Bamba, and Richard Pryor's Critical Condition.

10 minutes into the movie, my friends and I walked out, headed straight for the video arcade. You know it has to be bad if the Fat Boys made a "better" movie than Leonard: Part 6.

BL.
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lol, I remember Siskel and Ebert reviewing LP6 on their show. Needless to say, two thumbs down.
 
Dr. T And The Women was awful. The whole movie is about his life just getting worse and worse with complex love interests, and then it's like the writers just said "Ah screw it, I'm tired of writing this crap." The movie ends with him being sucked up by a tornado and being dropped into some shanty house in Mexico, and somehow he lives happily ever after.

I was dragged to seeing this on a date back in college, and every minute was pure agony.
 
aaronvan said:
Someone needs to list "Freddy Got Fingered." I haven't seen it in it's entirety, so I can't list it but from what I've read and seen it's a real low-life piece of zhit.
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This one would be my vote. Only time I've ever walked out of the theater (which we had to sneak into in the first place, haha).
 
"Going Overboard" with Adam Sandler
"Jack and Jill" with Adam Sandler
"The Wicker Man" with Nicholas Cage
"Crank 2" with Jason Statham
"Legend" by Ridley Scott
"Little Fockers" with DeNiro and Stiller


I'm sure I'll think of more...
 
Most recently seen in its entirety bad movie: 22 Jump Street
Most recently seen not in it's entirety: The Interview (15 minutes total, last night)

I really need to swear off Rogen and Franco movies. I told myself that before but this time I mean it! :mad:
 
FieldingMellish said:
Roger that. Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore.

Zzzzzzzz.
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What's crazy is it got a high Rotten Tomatoes rating too. Same with Inherent Vice. Yet, Interstellar got a lower score and was actually good, IMO. This could be because the RT rating no longer has Roger Ebert's ratings, whom I felt was usually spot-on.
 
Gone Fishin' with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci. I bought the Blu-Ray in the $5.00 bin and I wound up throwing it away. I didn't want to inflict this film on anyone else by passing it onto others like a disease. These are two highly regarded actors meanwhile, but acting in a turd of a movie.
 
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Gone Fishin' with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci. I bought the Blu-Ray in the $5.00 bin and I wound up throwing it away. I didn't want to inflict this film on anyone else by passing it onto others like a disease. These are two highly regarded actors meanwhile, but acting in a turd of a movie.
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Yeah, that one was pretty bad.
 
Clearly the answer to this question is any movie by Adam Sandler, or Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The later two are responsible for the following gems:

Spy Hard
Scary Movie
Date Movie
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Disaster Movie
Vampires Suck
The Starving Games
 
I thought I had high standards (I do) but macrumors is tearing apart some quality movies as if the community here has never turned on a genuinely bad flick.

Surprisingly though I can't think of the worst movie I've seen off the top of my head. Will hopefully think of it and coke back...

Dredd was dreadful despite the style of the film.
Cloud Atlas - snore.
Resident Evil movies.

I dislike a lot of films but am drawing a blank :(.
 
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