They have also been known to throw a straw or two at users when jumping to a new model. The Unibody MBP still had an Express Slot, and, TB1 and TB2 ports in the RMBP still supported their existing Mini display port adapters.Those all became legacy the day that the Thunderbolt 3 over usb-c port was announced. Every one of those can be combined into a single TB3 port that does all those plus a whole lot more. It's exactly the kind of thing Apple would do.
But, I have to admit, at the end of the day, you are correct. It is simply frustrating that they didn't throw us any straws this time, or any adapters. I guess I got too excited, and assumed they would include a TB2 adapter in the box, much like they now give people a headphone adapter in the iPhone 7. I guess they threw their straw in the iPhone box this year.